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I Made This For That Thing I Wrote. Pick The Color You Like Best.
I made this for that thing I wrote. Pick the color you like best.



Lol I only colored one thing
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TFA memes part 2! Some are general and some are POV you live in the one city in America that has giant alien robots duking it out in the middle of downtown.
Truce AU/ceasefire AU (or just an AU where the Cons have to be civil with Team Prime to survive some obscure writerâs block threat) and Blitzwing gets a crack in his under wing that stretches too far for it to be safely used.
Heâs out of commission, until Ratchet can get to his location. When he does, he barks orders at the other Cons and anyone in his way to give him space and secure the area.
It feels like a lot of fuss to Blitzwing, but he bites his glossa about saying so.
Ratchet has him lay on his stomach, using his arms to pillow his face so he can watch Ratchet work on his extended wing. Watching the medicbot lift it in his careful servos from underneath its shadow.
Ratchetâs gentle- he stops working anytime he feels Blitzwing tense. Tentative scarlet optics betraying nothing.... but Ratchet knows better.
Itâs throwing Blitzwing for a loop, all this worrying....
Decepticon medics wouldnât tolerate anything more than a few twitches and pained shudders from an injured bot- having to provide resources to the masses of war frames without proper conditions to treat them, and especially without proper resources. Taking their time, looking for signs of discomfort, slowing down or stopping if their patient isnât at least to the point of passing out.... all unheard of.
Ratchet stops again to pat his side, making Blitzwing flinch.
âOk, kid. This parts gonna hurt, so feel free to tell me allll about it, as loud as you want.â
Ratchet checks his work over first, granting him those few precious kliks before the misery to come. Glancing at Blitzwingâs confused face one final time, then retrieving his welder.
Blitzwing doesnât lash out, despite the obvious burn in his chassis.
âYouâre doing great, by the way.â Ratchet hums, physically feeling the need to ease the ache *somehow*. The Conâs doing amazing, even, considering the rawness and lack of sensor blockers Ratchetâs having to work with.
Blitzwing stays absolutely still, so as not to bother Ratchet any further beyond all the effort heâs expended on him. But damn the pits and back again, it *hurts*. It hurts...
He buries his helm into his arms and waits there for it to be over. Vaguely aware of the bug botâs EM field prickling and surging from where he watches on jittery pedes with his teammates.
Finally, the welder pulls away, followed by a warm servo offering another reassuring pat. This one lingers.
He receives Ratchet and Megatronâs approval that heâll recover after a solar cycle of proper rest. As if any of them can afford that right now.
It isnât until Ratchet checks up on him later, poking around his wing and lifting it to test whether his hinges are taking the weight of the injury well enough to fly so soon that Blitzwing thanks him for.... his kindness. His civility. His respect and care. Confusing as it all is.
âBah. Donât bother thanking me, youâll get yourself in medbay before my work willâa paid off anyway. Reckless bunch a brutes.â
Which wasnât true, as thus far, the Cons had been substantially more suited for keeping themselves out of stupid mishaps compared to the bug bot and Bulkhead. And Prowl, by seemingly continuous bad cosmic luck.
Then Ratchet smooths a servo down his good wing, wearing a somber look as he turns tired optics on Blitzwingâs wide ones at the contact.
âJust donât do anything to yourself I canât fix. Iâm your medic now, but Iâm not a miracle worker.â
He doesnât say how itâd be beyond him to fix Beeâs processor, if something fatal ever happened to the Lieutenant. Or that heâs already put his much work into showing a âbrutishâ war frame the care he honestly deserves for looking out for Ratchet and his own. This is all very new and all very sensitive for everybot right now, and Ratchetâs not ready to give any of those troubling thoughts life just yet, much less voice them.
âMy...medic?â
Ratchet blinks for a moment, trying to connect the importance of that bit in particular to Blitzwing. He hadnât gotten wise with age by hiding his helm in his servos all this time. It makes sense all the sudden thatâs be the thing the war frame focuses on (Unfortunately, as Ratchet really, *really* hates having to be obvious about his concerns for others).
âYeah, kid.â He snaps, hands on his hips and glaring accusingly.
âYouâre one of ours now, however long this peace slag lasts for, so Iâm in charge of your bonkers aft. Donât make me use restraints on you in the future.â
Blitzwing understands defensive language much, much better than soft touches and careful words, and something shifts and fills and *burns* deep in his chassis.
He understands, then, that heâs going to learn to speak through tenderness, too, because heâs one of *theirâs* now. One of Rathcetâs.
â- ââ
â¨anytime after when Blitzwing gets a minor scratch, he dutifully sits very still for Ratchet to buff it out and just basks in all the affection.
Also when anyone he cares about gets hurt, he goes full frantic getting them to the angry, tender medic man, Ratchet, because he knows Ratchet will dote on them in his rude, brackish way just for being Blitzwingâs comrade. Because he CARES ABOUT HIS TRIPLE CHANGER FOOL FRIEND, AND HEâS BLITZâS ADOPTED DEN MOTHER
(watch me coddle a poor baby war machine)


obsessed w this bastard rn




ThemâŚ
â¨Optimus asking Prowl for advice on how to write Megatron suitable poetry. Not even romantic or cathartic, just something âmore suitableâ than âEvery time I see you, I think about my favorite datapads.â
Like âProwl, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! Itâs true, but I shouldnât say it!â
Prowl realizes how far gone he is by that statement alone.
âSuitable? Itâs expressive literature- youâre appealing to opinion and emotion. This isnât a test.â
Optimus jolts and makes a move like heâs about to reel him in by the shoulders.
âSo you know how to write this stuff?!â
â.... I donât practice it, I just muse on it when the inspiration strikes... and all in passing thought. I have nothing recorded to draw from. Nothing youâll find useful.
Optimusâ audial fins dip low. Optics wide.
Looking like a lost puppy in the headlights of a barreling semi is enough of a disturbing look on his leader to convince Prowl to quickly reassure him they could try pushing him through some sort of âlessonâ on the matter. All unofficial, of course, and all very much just Optimus feeling like itâs out of his range of understanding and terribly pointless to try.
Well, he understands the purpose of poetry, and his own intent in the chaotic âpiecesâ heâd wrote to send his respective associate (which thank Primus heâd asked for advice before sending that hot mess).
Prowl explains that he means to tell Megatron the other mech reminds him of his favorite pleasures in life, because Megatron *is* one of those favorite pleasures in life. He finds comfort in Megatron the way he does his favorite datapads.
Great, simple enough. But he hasnât managed to put that into words even remotely poetic.
âSo write it out like that. Like a report... on your... feelings.â Prowl hopes thatâs decent advice. Heâd use it if the situations were reversed, because inaction is far worse than looking like an abysmal slaghead about writing poetry of all things.
Optimus shares this sentiment at least, but...
âTrue, but... H- he just keeps sending me these.... beautiful, well written... Um... I just want to give him something... *good*... because heâs so good at this... and....â
Prowl sighs and hangs his helm. His Prime is worse than their resident troublemaking minibot somehow.
ââ â- -
Megatron wasnât actually expecting reciprocation in this form. He was more than happy to express his interest- his affections, to be blatantly honest with himself- to the little prime without receiving the same in kind. Mostly because.... well, Optimus was substantially less theatrical than himself. âDramaticâ, Strika grunted on several occasions prior.
And that was more than fine- Optimus Prime wasnât meant to be anything but himself in order for Megatron to love him.
And then, the afternoon following the latest piece of amorous declarations heâd sent his way, the ex-war lord received a message that wasnât just conflicting Energon regulations or complaints about Blitzwing using boxcars for target practice too close to human habitats.
This message was....
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//-/Optimus Prime to Lord Megatron:
///In regards to your works presented biweekly, assigned exclusively to my reading, I have prepared a response. Though significantly less capable of expressing my thoughts in the same effect, this is an address to you in full. Please read with the senderâs confidentiality in mind. Thank you.
âMy time with you is too short. We talk for hours, until the stars come out, and Iâm missing another night of essential recharge, but still I find our interactions limited.
Iâve recently discovered that spending time with you, as restricted as I feel it may be, is infinitely more rewarding than my time spent any other way, in any other company.
We greet each other in passing, when our busy schedules allow, and those insignificant moments seem to fill me as substantially as our intended meetings do- even the ones that leave me exhausted from the day, yet fawning in the privacy of my own room later when recalling your companionship, Iâve noticed that the barest of your attentions satiate my need for your closeness all the same.
Any time Iâm with you, I think about my favorite datapads. I imagine myself at my old desk with those obscure fictional writings I find so much joy in reading, despite knowing them practically word for word. Resting heavy in my palms.
Your hand always feels heavy in my own in that same familiar, calming way- even still, heavier. A weight that settles in mine and gives only at your whim. You are so much to hold tight to, and I find myself able to at all, because of your subtle efforts to tailor yourself to me. I feel like weâre a team in this way. You give me exactly what you know I can handle, and I try to receive as much of you as I can, as gratefully as I can. I hope I donât fall short.â
//My further, even less sensical elaborations- at the behest of my cohort- are below:
âYouâre dark chassis and pleated armor are black as night and shimmers like stars.
Looking into your optics is like reading my precious datapads all over again- itâs something I feel I know thoroughly and yet am happily surprised to find they enthrall me all the same each time. I can never tire indulging these joys, as much as I can never tire of you.â
-Thank you for your consideration. Yours, Optimus Prime.///-/
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âOh.... OH MY PRIMUS... T-this is- Hngh!â
Megatron scrambles a servo agaisnt the thrumming of his spark in his chest and practically jams his digits into his commlink.
âS-Strika. Strika, help me.... HELP- I need you to offline me at your earliest convenience. Donât hang up! I order you to- StriKA, IâLL GIVE YOU A RAISE!â
â- ââ â
Bonus is Megatron reciting this to the personnel in his high command, by memory, with wine in hand and treating it like a prepared speech to raise the masses for war. Itâs all their problems now, because Strika refused to follow through with their millennia old arrangement to kill him, should he ever wish to spark a petulant little civil frame.