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OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!! I Love This Story And This Couple So Much And Now To Be Blessed With This Beautiful
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!! I love this story and this couple so much and now to be blessed with this beautiful art?! BRAVO @kenobiwanx


table for two commission of linecook!frankie and waitress!reader by the crazy talented @kenobiwanx! thank you so much, gio, for taking these two from imagination to art!
I just wanted to also add a quick disclaimer that waitress!reader doesn't have a specific look or description, but we concocted one for this commission <3
this series means so much to me, I've put so much soul into it and it's been by far my most favorite series to progress through. thank you to those who have read, commented, liked, reblogged, or shared your thoughts with me via my inbox or messages! I reread them almost on the daily and love to create this story for whoever cares to read it!
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This was a lovely surprise to have today! 😍🫠
⁴⁾ “why don’t we film it?”
²⁷⁾ “why don’t we use some of your toys?”
⁴⁶⁾ “poor baby, all fucked out and i’ve barely even touched you.”
Any of the above for Meet Me in the Back?
😈😈😈😈 maybe all???
Toys: A MMITB Drabble
word count: ~700
tags/warnings: daddy!kink, overstimulation, bondage, toy usage, filming sex acts
—
You could kill him.
Right now, you could kill him. But you’re boneless, drenched in sweat, and begging him to stop.
“Oh, baby, was seven too many?”
You would smack the shit out of his condescending face if you had the use of your arms right now. Or your legs.
He’d made you brunch to ring in your Saturday morning/afternoon, and you thought he’d been so cute and innocent when he’d said, “Why don’t we use some of those toys?”
The bondage rope was an impulse purchase from the sex shop down the street you’d visited together. The Hitachi he already owned and had brought to your house weeks ago. And the dildo…the dildo was his little discovery from snooping in your drawers while you were blinking awake this morning.
And when he’d already had you spread eagle, wrists and ankles secured to your headboard and bed frame, he’d kissed along your neck with dizzying scrapes of his teeth and said, “Why don’t we film it? So I can watch you fallin’ apart for me when I can’t touch you?”
You’d whimpered, uttered, “Yes, yes, whatever you want daddy. Just please fuck me.”
But he didn’t fuck you. Not with his cock. And you’re, according to him, on orgasm seven. With your cunt stuffed full of the godforsaken dildo you’d bought long ago to fill the void inside you when you weren’t with him.
You’re pretty sure you’ll never forget that smug, self-assured look on his face when he spotted it in your bedside drawer.
“Any particular reason you got this?” He asked, a shit-eating grin on his face as the silicone cock jiggled in his grip, looking dangerously similar to the way his hand looks gripping his own cock apart from the translucent dark purple shade of it.
“Don’t flatter yourself. Has nothing to do with you,” you lied, rolling over in your sheets, turning your back to him to scrounge an ounce of extra rest.
“Oh? When’d you get it?” He pried, whacking your curled bicep playfully with the heavy silicone.
You glared back at him and his cocky grin and grumbled, “No comment,” before throwing the blankets over your head to the sound of his unconvinced chuckles.
And now it’s been nestled inside of you for the better part of the last hour and a half, spreading your pussy wide like the drawn state of your limbs, as Joel teases the Hitachi wand to your clit and recorded your squeaks and squirms with his phone camera.
“Jesus christ,” Joel whistles, gripping the silicone balls of the dildo and easing the toy out of you until it slips free of your still-clenching pussy from your last orgasm. The wand buzzes mutedly in your bedding, cast aside as he gives his camera a close-up of your overworked hole. “Look at how sloppy she is. All puffy and wet for her daddy, huh?”
You expel a weak moan from your throat, your pelvis twitching as a thumb brushes through your folds and directly over your oversensitive clit.
“Poor baby,” Joel groans, massaging your outer labia with his slick thumb as you whine and shake. “All fucked out and I’ve barely even touched you, huh?”
A strained, borderline hysterical laugh escapes you at his words. Barely touched you? You’ve had what is essentially a power tool pressed to your clit and four inches of girth gaping you open for over an hour.
Barely touched, my ass.
“Can’t…again…” you pant out, your chest rising and falling with the exhaustion of your climaxes.
“Aww, sugar. You callin’ ‘uncle’?” He says, that cocky smile still stretching his cheeks. He shifts up your body, bringing his phone along to record your wrecked, gasping expression. “Or, rather, you callin’ ‘daddy’? You need him to stop torturin’ your little slut button? She too sensitive?”
His lips envelop your panting mouth with a wet kiss, his tongue tickling along yours as you whine into his mouth. He detaches from you with chuckle, nipping at your jaw. “You give daddy one more and he’ll remind you how the real thing puts that fuckin’ dildo to shame.”
Oh gosh don’t I know it!
Thank you so much! ❤️

Some Broken Hearts Never Mend
Pairing: Dieter Bravo x f!actress reader
Warnings: Language, mentions of drugs, pregnancy, lovers to enemies, angst angst angst
A/N: Huge thank you to @noxturnalpascal and @beefrobeefcal for helping me with this! ❤️ I don’t usually do angst but trying to play around with it and I needed the practice. This is for @tightjeansjavi's June Writing Challenge. Also tagging @jay-zzle because she is my permanent cheerleader
Masterlist||AO3
divider by: @saradika-graphics

The lights are flashing everywhere, hearing your name and Dieter’s being shouted left and right. Where to look, what to do, you love sharing this moment with him, watching his smile beam as the congratulations are being shouted out.
“I can’t believe this is real,” Dieter whispers in your ear with a smile, rubbing the bump of your belly.
Paparazzi is shouting out excitedly, seeing you two together along with your prominent bump on display. You both kept this news under wraps until you couldn’t hide it anymore. It’s too hot in the summer to try wearing the oversized hoodies you’d been wearing all spring. It was decided between both of your teams that the best thing for an announcement was to show up to Dieter’s premier with a dress that would show off your bump, letting the world know that Dieter Bravo was about to take on the most important role of his life - a family man.
“Dieter! Dieter over here!” You see Adam from Entertainment Tonight waving you both down.
You nudge Dieter, motioning towards the host, and make your way over for the first interview of the night.
“Hey guys! I’m just so excited to see you two! Wow,” Adam says your name, “You look absolutely glowing. Is there maybe a reason why?” he teases.
“Well, I don’t know,” you laugh, shrugging your shoulders, “Babe?”
“Hmm…” Dieter says, rubbing your bump, “I think because you’re having my baby?”
“I can’t believe it! First, you get this man sober, and now,” Adam says with an amusing smirk, “You’ve gotten him to have a baby with you?”
“She’s a witch!” Dieter exclaims with a massive grin, “I swear. She put me under some sort of spell!”
The interview went on for a little longer, delving into Dieter’s role and how he prepared for the movie. Interview after interview, the baby was brought up.
What are you hoping for? Boy or girl? Healthy.
Have you thought of any names? Yes, but not sure yet.
Do you know what the sex is? We want it to be a surprise.
The same questions were asked repeatedly until it was time to go inside the theater.
—
“Hey babe, I’m gonna be going out, hanging with some friends,” Dieter says, waltzing into the living room with his phone and keys. You pause the TV, scooting to the edge of the couch. “You don’t need to get up.”
“What friends?” You ask concern etched on your face. It always makes you nervous when he is going to hang out with friends solo. It wasn’t that you didn’t trust Dieter, it was just that he’s had his fair share of relapses.
“Sam, Claudia, and Percy.”
You make a disgusted face as soon as Percy’s name is mentioned. Sam and Claudia, you trust. Percy, you do not.
“Babe,” Dieter starts, “I know you don’t like the guy but he just got out of rehab. No drugs will be around, everything will be just fine!”
“He just got out of rehab that was court-mandated, Dieter,” you seeth, “You really think he took that shit seriously?!”
“Baby,” Dieter sighs, placing a hand on your stomach, “You gotta watch your blood pressure. Not good for Peanut.”
Inhale. 1 2 3 4. Hold it. Slowly exhale. 5 6 7.
This has become your mantra lately, the doctor was getting worried about your blood pressure and stress levels. He had said that it could cause early labor. Six months along, and you needed to start paying more attention to this stuff. The last thing you want is for Peanut to come before they’re ready.
“I just don’t trust him,” you explain, “The last time you hung out with him you relapsed and went down a rabbit hole.”
“I know,” he said, head dropping, “I’m sorry. I really am, but I promise it won’t happen again. There’s not supposed to be any hard drugs, maybe some weed but that’s it.”
“Fine,” you groan, “I mean it though Dieter, you can’t have any more slip ups. Gotta think about Peanut.”
“I’m always thinking about you and Peanut,” Dieter grins, placing a tender kiss on your forehead. “I’ll behave and be home before ten.”
Dieter wasn’t home before ten, or eleven, or twelve. It was nearing two in the morning when you finally heard the front door open. Sliding your feet into your slippers and grabbing his tattered green robe to wrap yourself in, you made your way to the living room.
“Fuck,” you hear Dieter say sniffling, “What the fuck did I do?”
“Babe?” You ask, coming into the living room, Dieter slumped on the couch, “Everything okay?”
“I fucked up,” he whispers, pushing his hands against his eyes, “I promised yo-,” he chokes on a sob, “I promised you I wouldn’t and I fucked up.”
“Dieter,” you sigh, approaching the couch to sit next to him, “Look at me.”
He shakes his head, looking down at his lap, fingers twitching against his face. He looks so helpless like this. You grab his hands, and pull them into your lap.
“Babe,” you try again, “Look at me,” reaching your hand to cup his cheek, forcing him to look at you. Watery bloodshot eyes stare back at you.
“I’m so sorry,” Dieter whispers, closing his eyes, a lone tear running down his cheek, “I should’ve listened to you.”
He tells you what happened. You nod in understanding, this was just a slip-up, you can forgive him yet again. You know it was just a bad judgment call to go out tonight. He will get through this just like he has every other time.
—
“Looks like you’re doing well, baby is right on track and appears to be growing as they should,” the doctor says, looking at your chart, “Only about two more months to go and then we can start looking to induce you. I want to see you in two weeks.”
You give a small smile and nod, rubbing your bump, slinging your purse over your shoulder, willing the phone inside to buzz as you make your way to the receptionist’s desk, making small talk with her and getting your next appointment set. You thank her as you take the appointment card, sliding it into your purse as you walk out the door.
Inhale. 1 2 3 4. Hold it. Slowly exhale. 5 6 7.
Dieter’s been missing, three weeks to the day now, and no one can find him. His management team and assistant have been on a hunt trying to find him but of course, Dieter has gone off the grid. Last you knew paparazzi had gotten pictures of him somewhere in Europe, but that was last week. His PR team and your own told you not to look at the pictures but you couldn’t not see them when a pregnancy craving hit and you got ice cream late one night.
Dieter Bravo, Trouble in Paradise?
Sources close to the actor state he’s not ready to be a father and ran from his relationship to [redacted], fellow actress who is pregnant with Bravo’s first child.
The small article included pictures of Dieter exiting a club with one arm around a blonde woman’s shoulders and the other arm around a brunette man’s waist. The three of them were walking down the sidewalk. The final pictures in the article showed Dieter kissing both of them.
Stars has tried to reach out to each of the couple’s publicists for comment with no response at this time.
You felt your heart breaking in the middle of the checkout line. He was the one to bring up having a baby. He was the one to convince you to get pregnant. He was the one who time and time again reassured you this is what he wanted and only wanted it with you.
You felt so stupid, like a poor pathetic girl, when everyone had warned you about him. They’d all told you so many times. Dieter Bravo is a mess. Dieter Bravo can’t be tamed. Dieter Bravo isn’t meant for relationships. As it turns out, they were all right, and you’d just ignored every warning given to you.. Dieter had kept using after the last slip-up. What was an accident became once a week, then three times a week, and then turned to daily use. Slowly but surely you were giving up, giving up on the one person who you trusted the most.
He made you feel loved, cherished, and special. He always made you feel like no one else could compare to you or your love for each other. Now though, he makes you feel like a fool. He makes you feel like the dirt underneath his shoes. He makes you feel like… like, like—
Your thoughts are interrupted by the buzzing in your purse. The number wasn’t one you recognize but you answered anyway in hopes it was Dieter.
“Hello?”
“Baby,” Dieter’s voice sounds through the phone, “I wanna come home.”
“Dieter?” you ask, “Where are you?”
“I’m at an airport in Paris,” he says sniffling, “I wanna come home.”
“Come home, please,” you beg, “Just come home.”
—
Dieter came home the following day, detox in full swing. He was shaky, sweaty, and puking, and you were staying by his side the entire time. Doubt begins to crawl into your brain, this being the fourth or fifth time you’ve helped him through detox. Is this going to be how your life plays out? Private doctors, in and out of your home like a revolving door. Make sure he’s comfortable, providing you with the necessary instructions to get Dieter through this so he doesn’t have to go to a facility again.
“I think he should consider going to rehab again,” Mark, his manager, says.
“Mark, I don’t know what else to do,” you sigh, shaking your head back and forth. “He doesn’t want to go. He told me every single hiding spot he has here at home and I went through all of them and flushed everything.”
“Just think about it, think about your baby and your own health,” Mark says firmly, “I’ve worked for Dieter for many years and this isn’t going to be the last time this happens.”
“I know,” you whisper, tears threatening to spill over, accepting defeat. You hadn’t meant to fall in this deep with Dieter if you’re being honest with yourself. It was supposed to just be a summer fling but as time went on he squirmed his way deeper and deeper into your heart, making room for himself to curl up inside, and making himself a nice little home there. It was becoming too much to handle, the stress weighing you down more as the days passed by.
If anything was going to prepare you for a newborn it might as well be this. Dieter shouts for you from the guest room in the middle of the night, waddling through the doorway you see him sprawled out on the bed. A thin sheen of sweat covers his chest, turning on the bedside lamp he winces.
“Baby,” Dieter groans, reaching out for you, sitting on the bed you give him your hand, “I love you. I love you more than anything in this world.”
“I know, D,” you murmur, the tears already threatening your waterline as he grasps your hand like it’s his only lifeline, “I know.”
“Hey,” he says perking up some, “Once I’m through with this we should go on vacation somewhere!”
“D we can’t,” you sniffle, rubbing the hand he isn’t holding onto against your nose.
“Why not?”
“Peanut,” you say, giving him a small smile.
“We’ll just take Peanut with us,” he smiles, moving one of his hands to rest on your stomach.
“That’s not really how it works, D,” you groan, “We can’t just up and leave whenever we want to. Not with Peanut.”
“Fine,” Dieter says firmly nodding, jaw going rigid, “Guess it doesn’t matter what I want to do then.”
“No,” you whisper, “It doesn’t.”
For the first time in your entire relationship, Dieter looks angry. He lets go of your hand and rolls over, his back facing you.
“Dieter,” you say softly, placing a hand on his shoulder, “Would you consider going back to rehab?”
Dieter doesn’t respond. When you repeat yourself he just grunts and shoves your hand off his shoulder.
Inhale. 1 2 3 4. Hold it. Slowly exhale. 5 6 7.
The next morning when you wake, he’s gone again. A note with his chicken scratch left on his bedside table.
You’re right. Checking into White Oak again. Things will get better. I promise ❤️
Love, D
—
It took four days. Four days for Dieter to check himself out of rehab and go missing again.
“I can’t fucking do this anymore!” You wail into the phone, leaving yet another voicemail on Dieter’s brand new phone, “Dieter, I need you to come home. Please. If not for me then for Peanut.”
“Fuck!” You shout, throwing your phone across the room, and beginning to pace back and forth. There is nothing you can do besides wait. Wait and hope that Dieter’s not lying in a ditch somewhere. You can feel your heart breaking into a million pieces.
You reach down, trying with all your might to grab your phone and then you feel it. A sharp pain in your groin and liquid rushing down your legs.
“Ahh!” You groan out, the pain sending you to your knees, reaching for your phone and dialing 911, waiting to be put through to a dispatcher, “No, no, no. This can’t be happening. It’s not time yet, it’s not time,” you clutch your stomach, telling the dispatcher you need an ambulance and your address.
Inhale. 1 2 3 4. Hold it. Slowly exhale. 5 6 7.
While you lay on the floor waiting for an ambulance to arrive the only thing you can think of is Dieter and how he should be here. You pick up your phone one more time and try calling him again.
“Hey, it’s Bravo, can’t come to the phone right now but you know what to do after the beep.” Beep.
“Dieter, I’m going into labor. An ambulance is on the way. I need you, please,” you continue through tears, “I’m so scared and I need you. Please come back. Please.”
—
It’s almost been a month since you’ve been home from the hospital. Dieter still hasn’t shown back up, has yet to meet his beautiful baby in person. You started seeing a therapist to help you process everything you’ve been through with Dieter. Looking over at Peanut sleeping peacefully in the bassinet beside your bed, you can’t help thinking about how it’s so unfair to this little baby to have a father who would choose drugs over them, but there’s nothing you can do besides be the best parent you can for Peanut.
It startles you to hear a crashing sound coming from the kitchen. Slowly making your way out of bed to grab the baseball bat from the closet, you glance over at Peanut one more time before leaving the bedroom to see who dared disturb your peace.
“God damn it,” you hear Dieter groan, “I could’ve sworn I had some in here.”
You try to calm your heart rate, peering around the doorway to see Dieter rummaging through a kitchen drawer. He’s finally shown up. Not for you, not for his baby, but only to try and find drugs. He’s literally only here for the damn drugs. Your therapist had warned you about this moment.
Inhale. 1 2 3 4. Hold it. Slowly exhale. 5 6 7.
“Where the fuck is it?!” Dieter hisses, still not noticing you in the doorway, flipping on the lights.
“Gone,” you state firmly, setting the bat against the wall, and crossing your arms, “I flushed everything.”
“Why the fuck would you do that?” Dieter shrieks, facing you in the doorway but barely focusing on you. “You had no right to do that!”
“I did it because you asked me to when you were detoxing the last time.”
“I never said anything like that,” he seethes, stalking towards you, pointing a finger in your face, “I would never ask you to flush my shit.”
“Dieter, where have you been?” you ask, noting his blown-out pupils, and the wild look in his eyes. “What the fuck did you do?”
“Needed some space,” Dieter scoffs shrugging, “It’s not that big of a fucking deal.”
“Peanut.”
“The fuck?” Dieter asks, looking at you with malice in his eyes.
“Peanut,” you grit through your teeth, pointing down the hall, “You fucking promised me, Dieter. You promised.”
“Oh get off your high horse,” Dieter yells, “Don’t hold that against me when you baby trapped my ass!”
“I- what?” you say through gritted teeth, “You wanted this just as much as I did! It takes two to make a baby!”
“Fuck that!” Dieter laughs maniacally, “I never wanted to be a fucking dad!”
“D, you don’t mean that,” you say, shaking your head, tears brimming your eyes, “That’s the coke talking. You haven’t even seen Peanut, you don’t know what you’re saying.”
“I’m Dieter-fucking-Bravo, baby!” He shouts, throwing his arms up into the air, “I’m not gonna be held down by some relationship and a baby at home!”
“Fuck you,” you point to the door, face serious. “Get out of this house.”
“My fucking pleasure!” Dieter roars, walking out of the kitchen and slamming the front door.
—
Five years later.
Dieter was flipping through the channels, trying to find something interesting to watch on tv. His high was still lingering, not quite sober but not quite as high as that first hit. The ET channel starts blaring your name, with a picture of you, Peanut, and some guy.
“Looks like there’s an engagement in town,” the host says with a smile, “Looks like she’s got herself a type, but who is this mystery man? It’s rumored they met when he was doing some remodeling work on her house two years ago.”
“That girl’s been through enough!” The other host announces, “Bout time she gets her happy-ever-after!”
Wait, what? No, you’re his. His love, his fairy-tale ending, his forever. Dieter’s world is twisting sideways, Peanut is the spitting image of him. His baby, his baby he has never even met.
“No, no, no,” Dieter groans, picking up his phone to try and call you, the phone goes straight to voicemail. He tries calling your publicist next, again straight to voicemail. Next, he tries your manager, with the same results, over and over again until giving up and calling the one person he can trust.
“Mark,” Dieter cries into the receiver, “Please tell me it’s not true.”
“Dieter,” Mark grunts, “It’s three in the morning, what the fuck are you doing?”
“Is she really getting married?”
“Dieter,” Mark let out an exasperated sigh.
“I need to go back to rehab,” Dieter announces, “If I get clean and do all the steps she’ll have to take me back right?”
“Dieter,” Mark says firmly, “That’s not how it works. Let her go. She’s had to change her number fifteen different times now because you somehow keep getting it. Her entire team has your number blocked.”
“She’s the love of my life, Mark,” he whines, “I can’t just let her go. Starting tomorrow, I’m sober.”
Dieter begins cutting ties with most of his friends or really it was more cutting the people off who encouraged him to use. He went through the detox, he went through the steps as best as he could. He wants to impress you, he wants to get you back, get his kid back, fuck this guy who swooped in while he was away.
---
He’s six months sober. He hadn’t been sober for this long since before Peanut was born. Dieter found out from a friend of a friend’s friend where exactly you were living for the right price, Hollywood would never change. He makes the drive to your house, flowers in the passenger seat for you, and a teddy bear for Peanut. He’s ready to grovel at your feet if that’s what it will take. Pulling up to the curb he sees a nice suburban home. It’s nothing like what you two had shared, no ornate bushes out in the front yard, no massive gate surrounding the house keeping you caged in, kids freely playing in the neighboring yards. The front door opens and he feels like he’s been sucker punched. You’re standing there, staring daggers at him. He watches you leave the doorway, and as you walk towards his car he can’t help but think you look just as beautiful as the first day he met you.
He opens the car door, grabs the flowers and teddy bear, and gets out.
“Stop right there,” you state firmly, shoulders back and head held high, “What the fuck are you doing here Dieter?”
“I’m sober,” he says, “I thought- I thought maybe I could come and try to talk to y-”
“Are you fucking kidding me?” You laugh, but not the soft laugh that fills him with so much light like Dieter remembers, this laugh doesn’t bring him comfort, it only brings him a sense of loss.
“I haven’t used in six months now, I’m trying to change, I really am,” he sighs, “I know I fucked up, I know I’ve been gone but I can’t think of you marrying someone else. I can’t”
“You’ve been gone?” You ask, shaking your head, “You were more than gone, it’s been five years. What did you think was going to happen Dieter? That I would still be in that house, taking care of our baby all on my own just waiting on you to come to your senses? Don’t act like you were just gone on a business trip, it’s been five damn years!”
“No, that’s-” he starts, swallowing the lump in his throat, “That’s now how I meant it.”
“Then how did you mean it?”
“I haven’t been good in a long time. The last time things were good was when I was with you.”
“And?” you ask, gritting your teeth together, “What does that have to do with anything? You left Dieter. You left me. Alone, pregnant, I almost lost Peanut because of you.”
He hates this, he never thought he’d see a side of you like this. Angry, mean, spiteful. You were always forgiving, tender, and always cared about his feelings. What happened?
“What happened to you?” Dieter asks, shaking his head, “When we were together you were never like this. You’re being so hateful.”
“What happened to me?” You shout, “Dieter, you! You happened to me!”
“Babe,” Dieter looks past you to the man at the door, “Everythin’ a’right?”
“Yeah, Joel,” you say giving the man a warm smile, the smile that was once for Dieter, “I’ll be back in a minute.”
“Daddy look at this!” Dieter hears a kid shout, and the man named Joel responds to the kid’s voice with a “Comin’ kiddo!”
“Is that-” Dieter swallows, feeling his mouth go dry, “Was that Peanut?”
“Yes,” you reply coldly.
“That’s not Peanut’s dad. I’m Peanut’s dad!”
“You lost the chance to be Peanut’s dad when you never showed up for the birth,” you say stepping closer to him, “You lost the chance to be Peanut’s dad when you decided to break into our home to look for drugs when they were a month old,” pushing against his chest, flowers and teddy bear falling to the ground, “You lost the chance to be Peanut’s dad when you fucked off for the past five years. Don’t you ever call yourself Peanut’s dad, got it?”
“Biologically I am Peanut’s dad,” Dieter protests.
“You may be the sperm donor but that makes you just about as much of a parent as a toilet seat does,” you spit out, turning and storming off.
Dieter watches you walk away back to your home, his heart heavy with regret. You were the last reason he had to get sober and get healthy and you didn’t want him. He ruined it.
He turns around placing his hands on top of his car, closing his eyes as his head fills with dark and sad thoughts when he hears a small voice say, “Momma, why was the man you have a picture of in your bedside table here? And why’s he look so sad?”
Dieter’s head perks up and a hopeful grin spreads across his face.
Woohoo! I have been craving ice cream like crazy lately!!!

Who feels like a weekend activity?
It's hot outside, and you know what would help? Ice cream!
And you know what's even better than ice cream?
AN ICE CREAM SOCIAL! And this is your invitation!
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With each ask, include an ice-cream-themed question for extra fun - if you need ideas, there are a few options down below. And here is the link to our Ranks page so you can find friendly faces to socialize with - Scouts are always up for shenanigans!
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Questions:
Which Pedro boy would you want to share a sundae with?
If you were going to name a flavor after your favorite Pedro character, what would you call it?
Hot fudge or caramel sauce?
Which character always gets a double scoop?
How many toppings are too many on a sundae?
Cone or cup?
Root beer floats: yes or no?
Which Pedro boy is the messiest ice-cream eater?
How the hell is Digiorno winning when we ALL know Totinos is where it’s at?!

Round one is done, Friendos!

And now to break it down...
The comments on the previous poll were GOLD! Here are some highlights:
@rosellacwrites: DiGiorno is DiSgusting. I don’t know what he likes but I don’t think it’s that! But if he likes thin crust imma need him to come over here so I can introduce him to South Shore Bar Style pizza 🤣🍕
@deathsholywaterr: I’m going to be honest I don’t see what Pedro sees because I hate frozen pizza but maybe because I’ve only ever had Celeste frozen food pizzas 😭 followed immediately by: @valoxwayward: I'm going to say Celeste frozen pizza purely because that's what I like and I'm delulu LMAO
@goodwithcheese: I care entirely too much about the results of this. Go vote!
Thank you! I was hoping I could do it justice ❤️
It was the most heartbreaking situation I could think of 😭

Some Broken Hearts Never Mend
Pairing: Dieter Bravo x f!actress reader
Warnings: Language, mentions of drugs, pregnancy, lovers to enemies, angst angst angst
A/N: Huge thank you to @noxturnalpascal and @beefrobeefcal for helping me with this! ❤️ I don’t usually do angst but trying to play around with it and I needed the practice. This is for @tightjeansjavi's June Writing Challenge. Also tagging @jay-zzle because she is my permanent cheerleader
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The lights are flashing everywhere, hearing your name and Dieter’s being shouted left and right. Where to look, what to do, you love sharing this moment with him, watching his smile beam as the congratulations are being shouted out.
“I can’t believe this is real,” Dieter whispers in your ear with a smile, rubbing the bump of your belly.
Paparazzi is shouting out excitedly, seeing you two together along with your prominent bump on display. You both kept this news under wraps until you couldn’t hide it anymore. It’s too hot in the summer to try wearing the oversized hoodies you’d been wearing all spring. It was decided between both of your teams that the best thing for an announcement was to show up to Dieter’s premier with a dress that would show off your bump, letting the world know that Dieter Bravo was about to take on the most important role of his life - a family man.
“Dieter! Dieter over here!” You see Adam from Entertainment Tonight waving you both down.
You nudge Dieter, motioning towards the host, and make your way over for the first interview of the night.
“Hey guys! I’m just so excited to see you two! Wow,” Adam says your name, “You look absolutely glowing. Is there maybe a reason why?” he teases.
“Well, I don’t know,” you laugh, shrugging your shoulders, “Babe?”
“Hmm…” Dieter says, rubbing your bump, “I think because you’re having my baby?”
“I can’t believe it! First, you get this man sober, and now,” Adam says with an amusing smirk, “You’ve gotten him to have a baby with you?”
“She’s a witch!” Dieter exclaims with a massive grin, “I swear. She put me under some sort of spell!”
The interview went on for a little longer, delving into Dieter’s role and how he prepared for the movie. Interview after interview, the baby was brought up.
What are you hoping for? Boy or girl? Healthy.
Have you thought of any names? Yes, but not sure yet.
Do you know what the sex is? We want it to be a surprise.
The same questions were asked repeatedly until it was time to go inside the theater.
—
“Hey babe, I’m gonna be going out, hanging with some friends,” Dieter says, waltzing into the living room with his phone and keys. You pause the TV, scooting to the edge of the couch. “You don’t need to get up.”
“What friends?” You ask concern etched on your face. It always makes you nervous when he is going to hang out with friends solo. It wasn’t that you didn’t trust Dieter, it was just that he’s had his fair share of relapses.
“Sam, Claudia, and Percy.”
You make a disgusted face as soon as Percy’s name is mentioned. Sam and Claudia, you trust. Percy, you do not.
“Babe,” Dieter starts, “I know you don’t like the guy but he just got out of rehab. No drugs will be around, everything will be just fine!”
“He just got out of rehab that was court-mandated, Dieter,” you seeth, “You really think he took that shit seriously?!”
“Baby,” Dieter sighs, placing a hand on your stomach, “You gotta watch your blood pressure. Not good for Peanut.”
Inhale. 1 2 3 4. Hold it. Slowly exhale. 5 6 7.
This has become your mantra lately, the doctor was getting worried about your blood pressure and stress levels. He had said that it could cause early labor. Six months along, and you needed to start paying more attention to this stuff. The last thing you want is for Peanut to come before they’re ready.
“I just don’t trust him,” you explain, “The last time you hung out with him you relapsed and went down a rabbit hole.”
“I know,” he said, head dropping, “I’m sorry. I really am, but I promise it won’t happen again. There’s not supposed to be any hard drugs, maybe some weed but that’s it.”
“Fine,” you groan, “I mean it though Dieter, you can’t have any more slip ups. Gotta think about Peanut.”
“I’m always thinking about you and Peanut,” Dieter grins, placing a tender kiss on your forehead. “I’ll behave and be home before ten.”
Dieter wasn’t home before ten, or eleven, or twelve. It was nearing two in the morning when you finally heard the front door open. Sliding your feet into your slippers and grabbing his tattered green robe to wrap yourself in, you made your way to the living room.
“Fuck,” you hear Dieter say sniffling, “What the fuck did I do?”
“Babe?” You ask, coming into the living room, Dieter slumped on the couch, “Everything okay?”
“I fucked up,” he whispers, pushing his hands against his eyes, “I promised yo-,” he chokes on a sob, “I promised you I wouldn’t and I fucked up.”
“Dieter,” you sigh, approaching the couch to sit next to him, “Look at me.”
He shakes his head, looking down at his lap, fingers twitching against his face. He looks so helpless like this. You grab his hands, and pull them into your lap.
“Babe,” you try again, “Look at me,” reaching your hand to cup his cheek, forcing him to look at you. Watery bloodshot eyes stare back at you.
“I’m so sorry,” Dieter whispers, closing his eyes, a lone tear running down his cheek, “I should’ve listened to you.”
He tells you what happened. You nod in understanding, this was just a slip-up, you can forgive him yet again. You know it was just a bad judgment call to go out tonight. He will get through this just like he has every other time.
—
“Looks like you’re doing well, baby is right on track and appears to be growing as they should,” the doctor says, looking at your chart, “Only about two more months to go and then we can start looking to induce you. I want to see you in two weeks.”
You give a small smile and nod, rubbing your bump, slinging your purse over your shoulder, willing the phone inside to buzz as you make your way to the receptionist’s desk, making small talk with her and getting your next appointment set. You thank her as you take the appointment card, sliding it into your purse as you walk out the door.
Inhale. 1 2 3 4. Hold it. Slowly exhale. 5 6 7.
Dieter’s been missing, three weeks to the day now, and no one can find him. His management team and assistant have been on a hunt trying to find him but of course, Dieter has gone off the grid. Last you knew paparazzi had gotten pictures of him somewhere in Europe, but that was last week. His PR team and your own told you not to look at the pictures but you couldn’t not see them when a pregnancy craving hit and you got ice cream late one night.
Dieter Bravo, Trouble in Paradise?
Sources close to the actor state he’s not ready to be a father and ran from his relationship to [redacted], fellow actress who is pregnant with Bravo’s first child.
The small article included pictures of Dieter exiting a club with one arm around a blonde woman’s shoulders and the other arm around a brunette man’s waist. The three of them were walking down the sidewalk. The final pictures in the article showed Dieter kissing both of them.
Stars has tried to reach out to each of the couple’s publicists for comment with no response at this time.
You felt your heart breaking in the middle of the checkout line. He was the one to bring up having a baby. He was the one to convince you to get pregnant. He was the one who time and time again reassured you this is what he wanted and only wanted it with you.
You felt so stupid, like a poor pathetic girl, when everyone had warned you about him. They’d all told you so many times. Dieter Bravo is a mess. Dieter Bravo can’t be tamed. Dieter Bravo isn’t meant for relationships. As it turns out, they were all right, and you’d just ignored every warning given to you.. Dieter had kept using after the last slip-up. What was an accident became once a week, then three times a week, and then turned to daily use. Slowly but surely you were giving up, giving up on the one person who you trusted the most.
He made you feel loved, cherished, and special. He always made you feel like no one else could compare to you or your love for each other. Now though, he makes you feel like a fool. He makes you feel like the dirt underneath his shoes. He makes you feel like… like, like—
Your thoughts are interrupted by the buzzing in your purse. The number wasn’t one you recognize but you answered anyway in hopes it was Dieter.
“Hello?”
“Baby,” Dieter’s voice sounds through the phone, “I wanna come home.”
“Dieter?” you ask, “Where are you?”
“I’m at an airport in Paris,” he says sniffling, “I wanna come home.”
“Come home, please,” you beg, “Just come home.”
—
Dieter came home the following day, detox in full swing. He was shaky, sweaty, and puking, and you were staying by his side the entire time. Doubt begins to crawl into your brain, this being the fourth or fifth time you’ve helped him through detox. Is this going to be how your life plays out? Private doctors, in and out of your home like a revolving door. Make sure he’s comfortable, providing you with the necessary instructions to get Dieter through this so he doesn’t have to go to a facility again.
“I think he should consider going to rehab again,” Mark, his manager, says.
“Mark, I don’t know what else to do,” you sigh, shaking your head back and forth. “He doesn’t want to go. He told me every single hiding spot he has here at home and I went through all of them and flushed everything.”
“Just think about it, think about your baby and your own health,” Mark says firmly, “I’ve worked for Dieter for many years and this isn’t going to be the last time this happens.”
“I know,” you whisper, tears threatening to spill over, accepting defeat. You hadn’t meant to fall in this deep with Dieter if you’re being honest with yourself. It was supposed to just be a summer fling but as time went on he squirmed his way deeper and deeper into your heart, making room for himself to curl up inside, and making himself a nice little home there. It was becoming too much to handle, the stress weighing you down more as the days passed by.
If anything was going to prepare you for a newborn it might as well be this. Dieter shouts for you from the guest room in the middle of the night, waddling through the doorway you see him sprawled out on the bed. A thin sheen of sweat covers his chest, turning on the bedside lamp he winces.
“Baby,” Dieter groans, reaching out for you, sitting on the bed you give him your hand, “I love you. I love you more than anything in this world.”
“I know, D,” you murmur, the tears already threatening your waterline as he grasps your hand like it’s his only lifeline, “I know.”
“Hey,” he says perking up some, “Once I’m through with this we should go on vacation somewhere!”
“D we can’t,” you sniffle, rubbing the hand he isn’t holding onto against your nose.
“Why not?”
“Peanut,” you say, giving him a small smile.
“We’ll just take Peanut with us,” he smiles, moving one of his hands to rest on your stomach.
“That’s not really how it works, D,” you groan, “We can’t just up and leave whenever we want to. Not with Peanut.”
“Fine,” Dieter says firmly nodding, jaw going rigid, “Guess it doesn’t matter what I want to do then.”
“No,” you whisper, “It doesn’t.”
For the first time in your entire relationship, Dieter looks angry. He lets go of your hand and rolls over, his back facing you.
“Dieter,” you say softly, placing a hand on his shoulder, “Would you consider going back to rehab?”
Dieter doesn’t respond. When you repeat yourself he just grunts and shoves your hand off his shoulder.
Inhale. 1 2 3 4. Hold it. Slowly exhale. 5 6 7.
The next morning when you wake, he’s gone again. A note with his chicken scratch left on his bedside table.
You’re right. Checking into White Oak again. Things will get better. I promise ❤️
Love, D
—
It took four days. Four days for Dieter to check himself out of rehab and go missing again.
“I can’t fucking do this anymore!” You wail into the phone, leaving yet another voicemail on Dieter’s brand new phone, “Dieter, I need you to come home. Please. If not for me then for Peanut.”
“Fuck!” You shout, throwing your phone across the room, and beginning to pace back and forth. There is nothing you can do besides wait. Wait and hope that Dieter’s not lying in a ditch somewhere. You can feel your heart breaking into a million pieces.
You reach down, trying with all your might to grab your phone and then you feel it. A sharp pain in your groin and liquid rushing down your legs.
“Ahh!” You groan out, the pain sending you to your knees, reaching for your phone and dialing 911, waiting to be put through to a dispatcher, “No, no, no. This can’t be happening. It’s not time yet, it’s not time,” you clutch your stomach, telling the dispatcher you need an ambulance and your address.
Inhale. 1 2 3 4. Hold it. Slowly exhale. 5 6 7.
While you lay on the floor waiting for an ambulance to arrive the only thing you can think of is Dieter and how he should be here. You pick up your phone one more time and try calling him again.
“Hey, it’s Bravo, can’t come to the phone right now but you know what to do after the beep.” Beep.
“Dieter, I’m going into labor. An ambulance is on the way. I need you, please,” you continue through tears, “I’m so scared and I need you. Please come back. Please.”
—
It’s almost been a month since you’ve been home from the hospital. Dieter still hasn’t shown back up, has yet to meet his beautiful baby in person. You started seeing a therapist to help you process everything you’ve been through with Dieter. Looking over at Peanut sleeping peacefully in the bassinet beside your bed, you can’t help thinking about how it’s so unfair to this little baby to have a father who would choose drugs over them, but there’s nothing you can do besides be the best parent you can for Peanut.
It startles you to hear a crashing sound coming from the kitchen. Slowly making your way out of bed to grab the baseball bat from the closet, you glance over at Peanut one more time before leaving the bedroom to see who dared disturb your peace.
“God damn it,” you hear Dieter groan, “I could’ve sworn I had some in here.”
You try to calm your heart rate, peering around the doorway to see Dieter rummaging through a kitchen drawer. He’s finally shown up. Not for you, not for his baby, but only to try and find drugs. He’s literally only here for the damn drugs. Your therapist had warned you about this moment.
Inhale. 1 2 3 4. Hold it. Slowly exhale. 5 6 7.
“Where the fuck is it?!” Dieter hisses, still not noticing you in the doorway, flipping on the lights.
“Gone,” you state firmly, setting the bat against the wall, and crossing your arms, “I flushed everything.”
“Why the fuck would you do that?” Dieter shrieks, facing you in the doorway but barely focusing on you. “You had no right to do that!”
“I did it because you asked me to when you were detoxing the last time.”
“I never said anything like that,” he seethes, stalking towards you, pointing a finger in your face, “I would never ask you to flush my shit.”
“Dieter, where have you been?” you ask, noting his blown-out pupils, and the wild look in his eyes. “What the fuck did you do?”
“Needed some space,” Dieter scoffs shrugging, “It’s not that big of a fucking deal.”
“Peanut.”
“The fuck?” Dieter asks, looking at you with malice in his eyes.
“Peanut,” you grit through your teeth, pointing down the hall, “You fucking promised me, Dieter. You promised.”
“Oh get off your high horse,” Dieter yells, “Don’t hold that against me when you baby trapped my ass!”
“I- what?” you say through gritted teeth, “You wanted this just as much as I did! It takes two to make a baby!”
“Fuck that!” Dieter laughs maniacally, “I never wanted to be a fucking dad!”
“D, you don’t mean that,” you say, shaking your head, tears brimming your eyes, “That’s the coke talking. You haven’t even seen Peanut, you don’t know what you’re saying.”
“I’m Dieter-fucking-Bravo, baby!” He shouts, throwing his arms up into the air, “I’m not gonna be held down by some relationship and a baby at home!”
“Fuck you,” you point to the door, face serious. “Get out of this house.”
“My fucking pleasure!” Dieter roars, walking out of the kitchen and slamming the front door.
—
Five years later.
Dieter was flipping through the channels, trying to find something interesting to watch on tv. His high was still lingering, not quite sober but not quite as high as that first hit. The ET channel starts blaring your name, with a picture of you, Peanut, and some guy.
“Looks like there’s an engagement in town,” the host says with a smile, “Looks like she’s got herself a type, but who is this mystery man? It’s rumored they met when he was doing some remodeling work on her house two years ago.”
“That girl’s been through enough!” The other host announces, “Bout time she gets her happy-ever-after!”
Wait, what? No, you’re his. His love, his fairy-tale ending, his forever. Dieter’s world is twisting sideways, Peanut is the spitting image of him. His baby, his baby he has never even met.
“No, no, no,” Dieter groans, picking up his phone to try and call you, the phone goes straight to voicemail. He tries calling your publicist next, again straight to voicemail. Next, he tries your manager, with the same results, over and over again until giving up and calling the one person he can trust.
“Mark,” Dieter cries into the receiver, “Please tell me it’s not true.”
“Dieter,” Mark grunts, “It’s three in the morning, what the fuck are you doing?”
“Is she really getting married?”
“Dieter,” Mark let out an exasperated sigh.
“I need to go back to rehab,” Dieter announces, “If I get clean and do all the steps she’ll have to take me back right?”
“Dieter,” Mark says firmly, “That’s not how it works. Let her go. She’s had to change her number fifteen different times now because you somehow keep getting it. Her entire team has your number blocked.”
“She’s the love of my life, Mark,” he whines, “I can’t just let her go. Starting tomorrow, I’m sober.”
Dieter begins cutting ties with most of his friends or really it was more cutting the people off who encouraged him to use. He went through the detox, he went through the steps as best as he could. He wants to impress you, he wants to get you back, get his kid back, fuck this guy who swooped in while he was away.
---
He’s six months sober. He hadn’t been sober for this long since before Peanut was born. Dieter found out from a friend of a friend’s friend where exactly you were living for the right price, Hollywood would never change. He makes the drive to your house, flowers in the passenger seat for you, and a teddy bear for Peanut. He’s ready to grovel at your feet if that’s what it will take. Pulling up to the curb he sees a nice suburban home. It’s nothing like what you two had shared, no ornate bushes out in the front yard, no massive gate surrounding the house keeping you caged in, kids freely playing in the neighboring yards. The front door opens and he feels like he’s been sucker punched. You’re standing there, staring daggers at him. He watches you leave the doorway, and as you walk towards his car he can’t help but think you look just as beautiful as the first day he met you.
He opens the car door, grabs the flowers and teddy bear, and gets out.
“Stop right there,” you state firmly, shoulders back and head held high, “What the fuck are you doing here Dieter?”
“I’m sober,” he says, “I thought- I thought maybe I could come and try to talk to y-”
“Are you fucking kidding me?” You laugh, but not the soft laugh that fills him with so much light like Dieter remembers, this laugh doesn’t bring him comfort, it only brings him a sense of loss.
“I haven’t used in six months now, I’m trying to change, I really am,” he sighs, “I know I fucked up, I know I’ve been gone but I can’t think of you marrying someone else. I can’t”
“You’ve been gone?” You ask, shaking your head, “You were more than gone, it’s been five years. What did you think was going to happen Dieter? That I would still be in that house, taking care of our baby all on my own just waiting on you to come to your senses? Don’t act like you were just gone on a business trip, it’s been five damn years!”
“No, that’s-” he starts, swallowing the lump in his throat, “That’s now how I meant it.”
“Then how did you mean it?”
“I haven’t been good in a long time. The last time things were good was when I was with you.”
“And?” you ask, gritting your teeth together, “What does that have to do with anything? You left Dieter. You left me. Alone, pregnant, I almost lost Peanut because of you.”
He hates this, he never thought he’d see a side of you like this. Angry, mean, spiteful. You were always forgiving, tender, and always cared about his feelings. What happened?
“What happened to you?” Dieter asks, shaking his head, “When we were together you were never like this. You’re being so hateful.”
“What happened to me?” You shout, “Dieter, you! You happened to me!”
“Babe,” Dieter looks past you to the man at the door, “Everythin’ a’right?”
“Yeah, Joel,” you say giving the man a warm smile, the smile that was once for Dieter, “I’ll be back in a minute.”
“Daddy look at this!” Dieter hears a kid shout, and the man named Joel responds to the kid’s voice with a “Comin’ kiddo!”
“Is that-” Dieter swallows, feeling his mouth go dry, “Was that Peanut?”
“Yes,” you reply coldly.
“That’s not Peanut’s dad. I’m Peanut’s dad!”
“You lost the chance to be Peanut’s dad when you never showed up for the birth,” you say stepping closer to him, “You lost the chance to be Peanut’s dad when you decided to break into our home to look for drugs when they were a month old,” pushing against his chest, flowers and teddy bear falling to the ground, “You lost the chance to be Peanut’s dad when you fucked off for the past five years. Don’t you ever call yourself Peanut’s dad, got it?”
“Biologically I am Peanut’s dad,” Dieter protests.
“You may be the sperm donor but that makes you just about as much of a parent as a toilet seat does,” you spit out, turning and storming off.
Dieter watches you walk away back to your home, his heart heavy with regret. You were the last reason he had to get sober and get healthy and you didn’t want him. He ruined it.
He turns around placing his hands on top of his car, closing his eyes as his head fills with dark and sad thoughts when he hears a small voice say, “Momma, why was the man you have a picture of in your bedside table here? And why’s he look so sad?”
Dieter’s head perks up and a hopeful grin spreads across his face.