Life's Too Short To Be Responsible. Read A 200k Word Fanfic In A Day Instead

Life's too short to be responsible. Read a 200k word fanfic in a day instead

Hope ya’ll are ready for these basic white girl moves! 🤣😂

I’ve been meaning to make this playlist for a long time and Pedro Party seemed like the right time to do it! Let’s get delulu together and rave in some lower Manhattan warehouse in the 90’s with young Dieter. 💜

@sp00kymulderr 🎧

thank you @schnarfer for the Pedro Party tag list!

@ghotifishreads @secretelephanttattoo @readingiskeepingmegoing @itsokbbygrl @hellfire-state-of-mind

@covetyou @ozarkthedog @artsy-girl-76 @beelzebeth87 @perotovar

@undercoverpena @bluestar22x @maggiemayhemnj @sixhours @goodwithcheese

@marisferasiop @mothandpidgeon @coffee-and-uhg @thesluttylittleknee @shchristine

@bitchesuntitled @futuraa-free @whatsnewalycat @tinytinymenace @oliveksmoked

@nothoughtsjustmeds @survivingandenduring @arthurcerverogf @kedsandtubesocks @sin-djarin

@for-a-longlongtime @rosellacwrites @luxurychristmaspudding @sunshinehaze1

@qveerthe0ry @fhatbhabiee @jennaispunk @sawymredfox @yopossum

This man. Feel like he’d be the best one for self defense training!

Just hope we don’t all get too distracted 👀

After last week's shenanigans at the @pedrosummercamp, Hikemaster Frankie has recommended everyone take a self-defense class. He's given me a list of names to consider, and so I ask you, Scouts:

How this man can be an absolutely adorable dork and also have me willing to crawl naked through glass just for him to call me a whore is beyond me.

Watched it twice by myself and then had to show @hessofather and another coworker 🤣

Oooo! I already see what I wanna get! 👀

a very moody milestone

welcome to birdee's moodboard café! it's been a while since i've done anything for a milestone, and with all the big huge bummers around here lately, i thought it would be fun to lighten it up without completely overloading myself. thus, a moodboard extravaganza! below the cut you can find out how it works, a text version of the menu, and some other odds and ends.

how it works:

Send me an ask with one Pedro boy, one trope, and one color before 11:59 pm (whenever that happens to be for your part of the world is fine, I'm not the punctuality police) on Sunday, July 21st, and I'll make you a moodboard! That's it. You can use them for whatever you want, even a fic! They are my gift to so many of y'all for putting up with me for so long. As a heads up, anon is off for now, just in case that's a problem.

If you have a special request, like a trope you don't see up there, let me know and I'll see what i can do. I do ask that we keep it to Pedro boys that are in released projects so that I have more than just two or three pictures of them to work with. <3

Finally, for the sake of simplicity, I'll be using two or three layouts instead of trying to do something unique for every single request.

menu

step 1 - choose your man Dave York Dieter Bravo Din Djarin Ezra Frankie Morales Jack Daniels Javier Peña Javi Gutierrez Joel Miller Marcus Moreno Marcus Pike Oberyn Martell Pero Tovar

step 2 - choose your trope Confessions Enemies to Lovers Falling in Love Fake Dating First Kiss Forbidden Love Heartbreak Long-Distance Relationship Love at First Sight Marriage Proposal Mutual Pining Only One Bed Secret Relationship Soulmate AU

step 3 - choose your color Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Purple Pink Brown Black Gray

tagging a few mutuals just to spread the word. i have no idea if i'm doing tags anymore but yk. whatever, hopefully this works!

@mothandpidgeon @swiftispunk @lowlights @joelscruff

@undercoverpena @littlebirdsbookshelf @grogusmum @iamskyereads

@missredherring @janaispunk @mrsmando @leslie-lyman

@oonajaeadira @insomniamamma @agentmarcuspike @pedgito

@perotovar @gasolinerainbowpuddles @prolix-yuy @luxurychristmaspudding