OH MY GODDD-

OH MY GODDD-

YESSSS

So, uh...

Mine lived(?)

How Are We Doing.

all i've been thinking abt the way saejima had to give up on his dream to care for yasuko had to give up on 25 years of his life for his family because that's life right it's full of sacrifices havent been his day for a couple of decades whats another couple of years right and when he sees baba he says hey you must have a dream right? dont give up on it, dont burn yourself out for nothing, dont die before you're dead and im banging my head against the kitchen counter im breaking my windows and chewing on the glass

Nishitani Everywhere AU

Nishitani survives being shot, getting hit only twice. Even though he lives, he's out of commission for the rest of Yakuza 0, settling into his throne of the Kijin clan after the whole thing blows over. Majima decides to keep on the same path he walks on in canon despite Nishitani's insistence he become his right-hand man, so Nishitani """tests""" him regularly to """build up his strength""" in a series of wacky stunts, inspiring Majima to do the same to Kiryu later on and actually helps him out with, becoming thorn in Kiryu's side number 2.

He doesn't have any major plot involvement until around the time of Y3-Y4, where he discovers the Omi Alliance is purposefully keeping him from gaining any more power than he already has, restricting him to be nothing more than the clan's wildcard, which he doesn't appreciate to say the least. I'm not sure where to go from there, but I'll keep drawing his silly outfits as long as I can.

I imagine he'd choose this hippie style outfit after finding out Majima cares about the environment, holding up a "peace and love" sign or something in the street, then Majima walks up to him thinking "the fuck?? This ain't the 70s" but BAM it's actually Nishitani so they fight and then make out

reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a dinosaur (please please pleaseeee i want dinos and you deserve some too)