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I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS A THING AND NOW I FEEL CALLED OUT

-I prefer Ado's usseewa 100% more, but Will just hits in gender dysphoria😔-

Causes of death in the Ace Attorney franchise

Because I'm bored, and what do we do when we get bored? We MAKE LISTS! I went through every character dead character in the canon game universe (so AA1-6, AAI1-2, and TGAA1-2, sorry PWvsPL) and jotted it all down below, so let's see what the most common (specified) cause of death in Ace Attorney is:

Stabbed (x15)

Shot (x15)

Hit by a blunt object (x14)

Impaled (x5)

Poisoned (x4)

Fell to their death (x3)

Hanged (x3)

Car crash (x2)

Strangled (x1)

Electrocuted (x1)

Crushed (x1)

Suffocated (x1)

Asphyxiated (x1)

Heart Failure (x1)

Burned (x1)

Full list with character names all color-coded by game and more specific data below! (Beware of SPOILERS for the whole series!)

COLOR CODE: OG Trilogy - AJ - DD & SOJ - AAI1 - AA12 - TGAA 1 & 2

(AAI gets two different colors since a lot of people probably haven't played AAI2 yet. Sorry, DD and SoJ, you have to share. 'Why don't you do one color for the whole Apollo Trilo-' No <3)

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Stabbed (x15)

(Bruce Goodman, Misty Fey, Rex Kyubi, Constance Courte, Clay Terran, Metis Cykes, Inga Karkhuul Khura'in, Byrne Faraday, Manny Coachen, Horace Knightley, Di-Jun Huang, Mason Milverton, Jezaille Brettª, Odie Asman, Klint van Zieks)

Shot (x15)

(Gregory Edgeworth, Robert Hammond, Turner Grey, Pal Meraktis, Romein LeTouse, Magnifi Gramarye¨, Dhurke Sahdmadhi, Buddy Faith, Oliver Deacon, Deid Mann, Mack Rell, Ethan Rooke, Pop Windibank, Genshin Asogi, Tobias Gregson)

Hit by a blunt object (x14)

(Cindy Stone, Mia Fey, Russell Berry, Kane Bullard, Zak Gramarye, Candice Arme, Paht Rohl, Archie Buff, Jove Justice, Dumas Gloomsbury, Ka-Shi Nou, Isaac Dover, Jill Crane, Jack Cameron)

Impaled (x5)

(Jack Hammer, Neil Marshall, Manov Mistree, Puhray Zeh'lot, Tahrust Inmee¨)

Poisoned (x4)

(Glen Elg, Terry Fawles¨, Drew Misham, John H. Wilson)

Fell to their death (x3)

(Dustin Prince, Jack Shipley*, Akbey Hicks)

Hanged (x3)

(Joe Darke°, Celeste Inpax¨, Dahlia Hawthorne°)

Car crash (x2)

(Ini Miney*, Selena Sprocket*)

Strangled (x1)

(Juan Corrida)

Electrocuted (x1)

(Doug Swallow)

Crushed (x1)

('Di-Jun Huang')

Suffocated (x1)

(Taifu Toneido)

Asphyxiated (x1)

(Duncan Ross)

Heart Failure (x1)

(Azura Summers^)

Burned (x1)

(Magnus McGilded)

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ª: She was stabbed, right? Like, she was poisoned first, but she died from the stab wound first, if I'm correct. Do tell if I'm wrong, lmao.

*: Accidental deaths

^: Natural death

¨: Deaths by suicide

°: Executed (Joe Darke's method of execution isn't mentioned, but if we assume Japanifornia goes by Japan laws, then hanging is the only method of execution used. Probably a higher number of deaths by hanging then, whether you believe some people got executed or not. Also, a lot of the killers in TGAA probably got executed, too? I just jotted down the confirmed cases, but yeah.)

(Also, von Karma died of 'Something'. Who knows. Of being too ashamed, maybe. Sucks to be him).

I probably missed some characters/omitted them, because who knows, it's my list I guess. If I forgot someone important do let me know!

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Fave colour: RED, i love me dark, neutral and pastel reds :3

Currently watching: Nothing, be honest 😭, I guess old gameplays that give me nostalgia, like Papers please, or Valiant Hearts

I love The Grumps series tho (game grumps my beloved♡)

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But I also have a massive sweettooth and not picky when it comes to pastries or sweets (candy for americans)

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Obessesions: Should be obvious.....yakuza and judgement (judge eyes)- right now Im replaying judgement, so thats probably why

Also just listening to my vocaloid playlist over and over,

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For context: The Police has the absolute audacity to give this insane whiplash:

BANGER, right?!

well…

…its followed by:

thanks, Sting 🥲👍

Favorite Color (sorry… im american 😔): oooh, I’m partial to magentas and violets ☺️ (i just need to say…as this is “get to know me” that i typed violence first; so now you know the real me 👹)

Currently Watching: Watching Tokyo Vice with my parents. They heard I liek old Japanese dudes so they thought I would enjoy watching more of them (I do….but…) and through legitimate means (aka an actual streaming service and not redacted)

Spicy/Savory/Sweet/Sour/Salty/Umami: 🫤😐🤔🫢😶👇

insanely…massive…sweeeeeeeet tooth

Relationship Status: H-have you been reading this so far? (affectionate concern)

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WHO WOULD VOLUNTARILY PUT UP WI*remembers self-love is the answer*🤐😇

Obsessions: Awwww, bless; this question thinks I have room in this pea-brain for more than one

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