Plot Twist: No One But My Immediate Blood Relatives Calls Me By My Birth Name. Everyone Else Uses A Nickname

Plot twist: No one but my immediate blood relatives calls me by my birth name. Everyone else uses a nickname my then friends gave me way back in like 2nd grade.. and I still use it when introducing myself so apparently it stuck.. lol 💀

🌈 The More You Know ⭐️

An adult human heart weighs on average about 8-11 oz..

so how can it possibly feel this fucking heavy?

To the kinkmobile!

I love you<3

Wait what? That sounds like a terrible fucking idea.. hahaha 😂

A shit relationship with your parent be like:

5 months after we last spoke to eachother mother texts my friend to ask if I'm still alive or dead. Cause she needs to know how much food she has to get for christmas.

Random tag game

Thank you so much to @veone and @bloody-soda for tagging me 🖤

Do this uquiz

Do this picrew

Funny thing is a few weeks ago I was talking to someone about how if I were a movie caracter I'd be the guy people would think existed for comedic relief and then I'd just get myself killed immediately.. 💀

I tag: @dreamoftheotherlife @stardrifting @smol-morbid-kit @bnt0 @lilamausmaus @satureja13 @simatomica @gothoffspring @everything-invaded @chaos-and-coffeecups @modmouse @sweetdemolitionlovers @vonvelle and anyone else who wants to do it

[if anyone is confused by the tag my second blog is @thethreedeadkings] 👋💀 Hi..