So I Drew One Of My Characters

So I drew one of my characters

So i disided to then do a 5min sketch, 5min line art, 5min coloring of this character

As a d&d boi I need these

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

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Cafe/Coffee House Ask Game:

Icebreakers:

What’s your go-to coffee order?

If you could have coffee with any historical figure, who would it be and why?

Which coffee drink best represents your personality?

What’s the most unusual thing you’ve ever added to your coffee?

If you were a barista, what would you name your signature drink?

Do you prefer to drink your coffee while reading, talking, or just enjoying the moment?

Fun & Imaginative:

If you had to describe your ideal café, what would it look like?

If coffee could grant one superpower, what would it be for you?

Imagine there’s a secret menu item at this café—what would you name it, and what would it include?

If you were stuck on a desert island with unlimited coffee but no milk or sugar, how would you handle it?

Would you rather never have coffee again or never eat chocolate again?

What fictional character would you love to share a coffee with, and why?

Personal Preferences:

Are you more of a morning coffee drinker or an afternoon pick-me-up person?

Do you enjoy coffee for the taste, the caffeine, or the ritual?

What’s your favorite snack or treat to pair with coffee?

Do you like trying new types of coffee, or do you stick with what you know?

What’s your favorite café playlist? Is it jazz, acoustic, or something else?

How do you feel about instant coffee—is it a quick fix or a total no-go?

Travel & Culture:

What’s the best café you’ve ever visited while traveling?

Do you have any favorite coffee rituals from other cultures?

Would you rather enjoy a cup of coffee in a bustling city café or a quiet countryside coffeehouse?

Which country do you think has the best coffee culture?

Have you ever tried making a coffee from a different culture, like Turkish or Vietnamese coffee? How did it go?

Deep & Thought-Provoking:

What’s the most important conversation you’ve ever had over a cup of coffee?

If life were like a café, what would you be serving?

Does coffee remind you of any particular person or time in your life?

If you had to give up coffee for a year, how do you think it would change your daily routine or mindset?

What’s the most profound thought or idea you’ve ever had while sipping coffee?

Just for Fun:

If you could only drink one coffee-based drink for the rest of your life, what would it be?

How long could you go without coffee before you started feeling the withdrawal?

What’s the most expensive coffee drink you’ve ever had—was it worth it?

If coffee had a personality, what kind of friend would it be to you?

Which coffee flavor or blend do you think is underrated?

What’s the weirdest place you’ve ever had coffee?