SOAD!!!!!

SOAD!!!!! 🗣🗣

been stewing on a modern college au. trying to decide what minthara's major would be. brain wants to autoselect compsci just because that was my major lmao

also i doodled her with a system of a down shirt here but reconsidering that she'd probably listen to like. lana del ray or some other lady artists i think

Jokes on you!!! You could put him in any hairstyle and I'll still find something yucky to say about him 😊😊

i should post baldstarion. you guys would really fucking hate it

I know after Cazadors death Astarion explores sex/intimacy again, but that's not enough for me. I need Astarion to realize he never got to dress the way he wanted. I need an Astarion who decides one day to chop off all his hair or grow it out, I need him to move away from red and black and assume other colors like pastels or jewel tones colors. I need an Astarion who plays with different fabrics and styles maybe he tries Feminine for a while and it doesn't suit him so he goes to more of a masculine style or the reverse. I want an Astarion who plays with make up or jewelry and maybe has a signature look because he learns he can do something without it either representing Cazador or attracting victims. It's just something he likes and enjoys because he has the freedom to do so.

vampire who's married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me

PERIODDD ‼️‼️

@hippotooth 🫡

I'm going to start throwing hands with bw authors who constantly age astarion down so he's the younger one. It drives me INSANE. In modern human aus, he'd be 39!!!! HE'S IN HIS 40S ALMOST. Canonically Gale is 35 and I know some gale girlies make him older but PLEASE I NEED OLD MAN ASTARTION!!!!