A Venn Diagram With Lord Huron Fans And Hozier Fans That Overlaps With *wanting To Run Away From Modern

A venn diagram with lord huron fans and hozier fans that overlaps with *wanting to run away from modern society and return to nature and maybe do some rotting who knows*

Adulting Life Hacks (Short List)

Buy an air mattress 12+ inches off the ground and a memory foam bed topper or two. It’ll cost hundreds less than a mattress and you’ll sleep just as good if not better. 

Wash your sheets once a week if you can. Yes, you will notice a difference. 

Never study/read/scroll through tumblr on your bed. Your brain associates activities with places. Associate your bed with sleeping. 

Grocery outlets are not below you. You can get the same produce at a steep discount, allowing those on a college sized budget to eat better. 

Invest in quality products (laptops, school supplies, clothes, ect) but don’t be outlandish. A laptop that will last you through a doctoral degree is one thing and a $200 pair of jeans is another. 

Never go to sleep with makeup on if you can help it. 

Cleanse, exfoliate, tone, THEN moisturize. 

Tea tree oil shampoos twice a week will heavily combat dandruff and scalp flakes. 

Invest in a pair of good sneakers and hiking shoes. Look for pairs at thrift stores and outlets. (I got a pair of leather Timberland boots for $20). 

Always carry an umbrella, a lip balm or chapstick, change, and a snack. 

Therapy does not mean you are weak or need help. Sometimes talking things out can let your brain focus on more important things. 

Stay positive my darlings. 

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

every year Spotify comes up with a new way to call me a gloomy bitch

why does water sometimes taste better than water?

“i’m looking forward to being friends with all of you for the rest of my life”

*totally canonically unnecessarily gives a pointed look at quinn which makes quinn smile*