Feel Ya There!

feel ya there!

Sometimes I wish we lived in the timeline where "Goncharov" is real, and "The Beetle" was a book collectively made up by tumblr.

this movie is a masterpiece and you will never be able to otherwise convince me so.

Nothing will ever be as good of a joke than somebody saying “This is hard for me to say” and then you replying with “Is it osteoporosis?”

And that came from the Penguins of Madagascar Movie

call it "on a roll" or "in roll", vive it six seasons and a movie, i need this, in this cruel and unusual world, I just need this one thing pls

had a dream last night where marbles were back en vogue and everyone carried their marbles around in cute little pouches that they'd clip onto their backpacks or purse straps or belt loops so they'd always have their marbles on them and your marbles were deeply personal objects that showcased your individual personality and people would get really passionate and proud of them and playing for keeps was a deeply serious and honor-bound affair and i played a game with an old man while waiting for a bus and he told me how he met his wife while playing in a for-keeps tournament and in a miracle shot he knocked out her most precious marble a brilliant sparkling green one with an inside like a geode and when he looked up he found she was crying at its loss and so right there on the spot he proposed to her so that she could divorce him and take it back in the divorce "but in the end," he told me, "she kept me and the marble" and i awoke teary and resentful to be ripped from a fleeting world that had found for itself such a small and beautiful peace

stuff from november that never saw the light of day on here i don't think

plant is new religiomnf

tumblr tuesday: big aims

Sometimes it’s all uphill. The road is tough, the journey long. It’s raining, you’re tired, and you’ve also run out of milk. You huff a sigh and settle down to a screen flickering with the edges of the day ahead. Some days are just like this. But we get there, we do. Sometimes simply by the power of pure, dull-headed doggedness. What will today be? A game that’s been played unaltered for centuries? A territory with arbitrary lines separating it from the other territories? A plant spiraling through the cosmos? No matter, because you still have Stuff To Do ™: summits to scale, levels to beat, goals to meet. We all have our Big Games. Every day. What is your Big Game right now? Whatever your today holds, here is some nonsense encouragement to go with inspirational images made by your esteemed colleagues here on The Internet:

what is Furrby`s end goal, no one knows, they will be the downfall of humanity

Chaos reigns