SCP Foundation Art, Old Art Collection, CotBG And Sarkicism. Featuring Yaldabaoth, Mekhane, Grand Karcist

SCP Foundation art, Old Art Collection, CotBG and Sarkicism. Featuring Yaldabaoth, Mekhane, Grand Karcist Ion, Builder of God Bumaro & an Archon.

Based on:

Sarkicism Hub by Metaphysician

Church of the Broken God Hub by FortuneFavorsBold

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Fantastic slime rancher comic!!

Soooo yeah I just got a thought of making a lil' comic about Slime Rancher with an OC... I'll be glad to hear your thoughts!! Still figuring out what works for me though

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I am so sorry to infect my non-cosmere friends with this, but this is so important

All Zellion Lore

He gets no bitches

Absolutely zero pussy

Is an incel

Does not actually exist

No bitches megamind

Secret project main characters

Is in fortnite

Is a war criminal

Is kelsier in shardplate

Zero swag points

An onion 🧅

Constantly taking L’s

Coolest mfer to ever exist

Wears metal plates

Inspired mass hysteria (true)

Zellion is love, Zellion is life

Unchained bondsmith

Both odium and dalinars champion

The hero of ages

Has secrets

Moashes boyfriend

Has hooked up with dalinar in his drunk era

Is actually Adonalsium who didn’t get shattered but it was actually a prank

Unknowable

He might kill Moash idk at this point

A simp for Kaladin

Is actually Szeth

he is also Taravangians new godsona

Drops his microwaveable lonely boys dinner for one and cried

A worldhopper who moved to roshar to get a mini

Lezian with those fake mustache glasses

Punches ruin in the face (real)

A liar and a dirty dirty cheat

Will be at Dragonsteel 2022 with a chair (for hammering)

Biggest loser in the cosmere

Zellion was pinning over szeth who is already in a committed monogamous relationship with nightblood, but he's rebounding with moash

Models the fused fashion line

Is Kelsier

The tenth unmade

Gaslight gatekeep girlboss

Literally Hrathen but unfuckable

Has a gun

Hoid in yet another disguise

The desire to be sexy but not having sex

Smores stick

Big scary fused villain (probably)

The Warrior of Light from final fantasy 14

Odiums champion? (One to make sense)

One of Hoids exes

Aesudan post crystal monster magical girl transformation sequence.

Is a slutty slutty bitch

Unfuckable

Sits in pain AND misery

From Sudan

A rough lover but once again is unfuckable

The sole knight radiant. Accesses all 10 surges

Clowned upon

Cries when he fights you. Like his (NOT)lover szeth

A ben10 alien

Mysterious

All of us

Has slept with Sadeas

His spikes are full of secrets

Is actually MRAIZE

Mansplain manipulate malewife

Is cringe

Bisexual but nobody wants them

Is actually a noble gas

Dalinar/Zellion/Szeth love triangle

Is Moash

Came from Moisty Mire

Is probably like hot but also still gets no bitches

The only thing nightblood won’t eat

Is actually Rin (@willshaper) in disguise

One in a Z(e)illion

He’s a shard

Odiums singersona

Is Brandon’s self insert

Swagless he/they (and any he/they pronouns user you have swag because you are not the biphobic bisexual Zellion)

#zellionsweep

A Pokémon or something

A new foe has appeared

Maybe he’s a cat boy

Wears metal plates

Is also Evi Kholin who could never be cringe

Yells it’s Zellin time before fighting anyone

Biphobic

Lavender marriage

He should be in fortnite

In love with szeth

Naked wrestling scene in Oathbringer

The friends we made along the way

@shouldprobablybereading ‘s cat

You canNOT fuck the spikes as the spikes are unfuckable

Is El (again probably actually makes sense)

Forgiven by the lgbt community

Highest popularity to word count ratio

Additional lore (courtesy of @poploppege-cosmere)

Hoid behavior (that’s actually us)

Fucks with Maggie’s internet connectivity

Is not actually fuckable. Does not fuck.

Blorbo from my kickstarters

Zellionsweep girlies are the daughters of the Moash girlies you didn’t fuck

COSMERE TUMBLRS CHILD

WAIT I FORGOT ABOUT YUGIOH UWU DAY SHIT

Can't believe I got docked points for British spelling 😔😔 also fuck effect vs affect. It's actions affect things to cause effects. That's good enough for me

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