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ALIEN SKINCARE. v! blue lock/male! reader. originally posted on quotev.

In your eyes, you're a perfectly normal and ordinary hardworking teen with a perfectly healthy and in no way overtuned passion for football. With how pleasant you are, dictionaries should put your picture as the definition of a "model student", ignoring the persistent dullness of your gaze and the itch beneath your skin that simply won't go away. Unfortunately, your team is a circus, and your teammates are the type of clowns that make little kids cry. Fortunately, a certain obsessive basement-dweller offers you an opportunity (that is definitely not a scam) that you've been yearning for!

MASTERLIST.

CHAPTER I. YOU JUST LOVE BEING NOTHING, RIGHT? CHAPTER II. WHEN THE LOCK IS BLUE AND THE WORLD IS ENDING. CHAPTER III. ARE YOU SEEING MY ABUNDANT VIRTUE? ARE YOU? CHAPTER IV. JUST KICK THE DAMN BALL, PERCHANCE. CHAPTER V. WAYS TO WASTE TIME (AND YOUR WORDCOUNT). CHAPTER VI. ???

EVIL SMAU #1: — You don't mess around about Pokemon 😦😦 Characters: Isagi, Ness, Sae, Kaiser, Shidou, Rin, Hiori, Nagi Type: Humor/Crackfic

This is my first one of those sorry if it's Dookie lmfao

blue lock is the worst and best piece of media in the whole world. it’s intrinsically gay. everyone probably has second-hand high from the amount of axe body spray in the building. human experimentation is canon. no one’s parents read the waiver. professional athletes are pitting high schoolers against each other for their own entertainment. they are getting paid to do that. there is poignant symbolism regarding class struggle and freedom. a main character yells right in the womb as he scores. friendship and teamwork is banned. a real life, adult man has a wall of cameras to watch teenage drama unfold. the guys with crippling mental health conditions run the place like wardens. they aren’t allowed to use their phones. they are live streamed for profit. there are at least two instances of canon-typical pet play. it’s awesome, no one is doing it like them, and no one ever will.

normal stretching ain’t cutting it, i need to be stretched in that medieval torture device

If isagi yoichi has no fans im FUCKING DEAD

stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful