Ambidextrousambdkstrs/

ambidextrousˌambɪˈdɛkstrəs/

adjective

able to use the right and left hands equally well.

"You can't make friends onli-" I would defend any of my Tumblr mutuals to the death with only a pocket knife and random rock, you heathen.

A WIP with my pretty bois <3

[police sirens in the distance] Connor, who has done nothing wrong, ever: [gasp] They're coming for me! Haytham, currently wanted for pick-pocketing, aggravated assault, property damage, theft, multiple counts of murder, arson, and treason: [sipping his tea] yeah, probably.

im a fucking sucker for the “character gets so badly injured that they can’t think clearly and start calling for help in a distressingly vulnerable way.” characters who start using nicknames for their friends they haven’t used since they were kids. characters who start begging for their brother they haven’t seen in years to be there. characters who would usually use their parents’ names or call them mother/father/etc crying out mama when they go down. u understand.

In my mind's eye I feel like a Shaytham romance dynamic sits between Brokeback Mountain and Flinthamilton from Black Sails. Do you get me.

I see Haytham being the one to kiss first. He's the boss, Shay would never try something like this on him, he'd just pine in the distance for a while until the moment he says something so sweet and loyal Haytham just gets up from the table and kisses him.

But later down the line when they're comfortable together I need Shay to knock off Haytham's hat and nearly break his nose kissing him do you get it do you see my vision