Susie: Okay, So

Susie: Okay, so

Susie: You’re trying to tell me that Kris has a brother that I just… never seen before

Noelle: Yeah… you moved here just a few weeks after he went to college.

Susie: And this brother is just this wonderful and perfect guy that everyone in town just LOVES

Susie: And he JUST HAPPENS to look exactly like my best bro Ralsei

Susie: And his name is literally just an anagram of Ralsei’s name

Noelle: Yeah, that’s what’s so w-

Susie: And you expect me to believe

Susie: That this “Asriel Dreemurr”

Susie: Actually exists???

Noelle: ??????????????????

Susie: I mean, this is a prank right? You’re trying to prank me, right???

Susie: Oh yeah, Kris’ “Older Brother”, everyone knows Kris’ “"Older Brother”“, Kris’ famous ”“"Older”“” “”“Brother”“”

Susie: This super perfect guy that EVERYBODY knows and loves but he’s not here right now, he left just before you moved here AND he just happens to look exactly the same as Ralsei??? I mean, if you’re trying to fool me, you could have at least gone with a less stupid idea.

Noelle: ??????????? SUSIE??????????? IS THIS A JOKE

Susie: *YOU’RE* THE ONE TRYING TO CONVINCE ME THAT ASGORE AND TORIEL ACTUALLY NAMED THEIR SON “ASRIEL” I MEAN WHO DOES THAT

there is a FANFIC in my BRAIN and i cannot WRITE IT. chaos and destruction.

there is an IMAGE in my HEAD and i cannot DRAW IT. hatred and rage.

One of these days

I have no fear

This post: *exists*

I have one fear

ok so its 4am and i cant sleep and i cant stop thinking about how in deltarune almost every single established relationship in undertale seems to be more distant or even completely inverted. the royal guards are just bros, undyne and alphys dont know each other, and bratty and catty just outright hate each other, the list goes on and on

so basically what im saying is that im fucking terrified of whatever dynamic asriel and papyrus might have

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