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Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

my kings helping to keep the threat away

unholy amalgamation:

I like how teens are too young to figure out their sexuality unless its heterosexual

Reblog if you believe people can cuddle without it being romantic or sexual.

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

This is everything

is this anything

This is the reason YouTube animation series is like the only stuff I watch now. Because everything else that is good either gets cancelled or gets the artistic integrity forcibly ripped out of it so what we do get is unsatisfying as possible and only exists to get maximum ratings n stuff.

New Show is released. New Show is loved by many viewers. New Show is not yet renewed. social media campaigns for renewal of New Show. PSAs to play episodes of New Show on loop in the background to get viewership up for New Show. urgency to binge New Show so they see good views for New Show. pleading and begging and tagging special media accounts to get another season of New Show. New Show is cancelled. social media outcry and petitions to save New Show trend for a week. New Show is not picked up. New Show says cancelled. they start making a New New Show and it all starts the fuck over again. I gotta be honest I'm really fucking tired of this shit

"Still a handful of people using Tumblr"

"105,064 notes"

Idk about y'all but I am pretty sure well over 100k people is more than a handful

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

Casting with a ninth level spell slot

MANIFEST

MANIFEST

I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it

You are absolutely right why isn't this doing numbers... Do numbers now >:(

*looking at a well-adjusted, middle-aged businessman:* fucked up and evil creature

Reblog if you're queer, have ADHD, or hate the government.

Nobody needs to know which one.

An arms dealer from hell who sells weapons made of angelic steel vs a funny trans girl with a yoyo and a really cute teddy bear... I wonder who wins?

Baldness is for nerds this is a battle to the death. If you have the same character/pfp on both platforms you have to decide which is the superior.

You have to explain your reasoning in the reblogs too

polyamory would not always fix the love triangle. sometimes it would make it much, much worse. but they should do it anyway

Everyone in the comments saying how they missed the yellow cylinder, but then there is my dumbass who missed the purple one

The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.

thanks4the commission, @tinysport

I am new to Tumblr and came here specifically to have people bothering me with questions and statements, so yes do that.

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

Just so like... it's clear... anyone who censors words that contain "man" or "men" to anything like "xxn" that's TERF shit.

Any reference to women/womanhood that solely revolves around having a uterus or "womb" is TERF shit.

Any sentence where the OP says they support people being "trans identified" with quotes around ""transwomen"" or ""transmen"" is TERF shit.

I'm seeing a lot of you baby Tumblr gays out there not knowing what these specific TERF dogwhistles look like.

"Wombxxn" is an incredibly dumb way of spelling "woman" that treats the word "man" like a slur and also reduces women to their ability to give birth.

"Trans identified" is their way of saying "this person calls themselves trans, but I don't believe they are."

Saying "People should be allowed to identify however they wish, but we still need to protect women/children" IS TERF SHIT.

Learn to identify this garbage, because not all TERFs are going to spell out their intolerance for you. Some of them are going to try and seem reasonable and polite and normal, and it's fucking dangerous to our community.

Also unpack any internalized transphobia and your transmedicalism, because both those things will have you quickly siding with TERFs and bigots.

we all must get weirder and more queer. i am completely serious and genuine and this is urgent. please get weirder and gayer now. if you see me acting weird and gay mind your business a little bit.

Happy Pride Month!

Faust the Crow loves you even more than she did the last 2 years!

HAPPY PRIDE!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

"homosexuality is unnatural! there's only two genders! it's a sin-"

I'm sorry, have you seen NATURE???

ALSO THE ARTIST IS HUMON, FIND THEM AT HUMONCOMICS.COM!! was so sure I had included that but apparently I forgot, so sorry!

and there's so many more species than this that exhibit homosexuality, varying genders, etc. SO! MANY!

it's very much a natural thing. it always has been. unfortunately, while homosexuality is found in many species, homophobia is only found in one

EDIT: added a keep reading cause this is a long post lol

EDIT: everyone in the comments needs to shut up or I will turn comments off, stop arguing, jeez