You Miss 100% Of The Trolls 2 Voiceover Work You Dont Ask For. (I Didnt Expect To Be So Moved By A Story

“You miss 100% of the Trolls 2 voiceover work you don’t ask for.” (I didn’t expect to be so moved by a story about 3 goofballs podcasting their way into a Trolls movie, but here we are!)

You know when pitbulls do that expression?

You know the really tender soft “I am in love and am so happy” expression where their eyes shine and they smile so gently and can’t stop looking at their object of affection as they wag their tail and fall in love more?

I’ve been thinking about it for days and am brought to tears with how tender and sweet they are oh my god

step one: 

artemis fowl movie:

failed step one

ATTENTION EVERYONE

THE OLD ME IS DEAD. I HAVE KILLED HER AND TAKEN OVER HER EXISTENCE. I AM EXACTLY THE SAME IN EVERYWAY EXCEPT I AM SEXIER.

I DO NOT KNOW WHEN I TOO WILL BE KILLED AND REPLACED WITH A SE-

I’m making bread