GUYS ME AND MY BEST FRIEND WERE JUST DICKING AROUND LMAO

GUYS ME AND MY BEST FRIEND WERE JUST DICKING AROUND LMAO

NEIL GAIMAN ACTUALLY RESPONDED PFFT

I found this out in my English Literary Studies class and me and my best friend (who is not Neil Gaiman or David Tennant) are now losing our minds

Can you confirm that you are in fact the real Neil Gaiman and you and David Tennant asked me for 200 dollars for Good Omens Season 3?

Shakes head slowly, pondering the strangeness of the world, and doesn't even know how to answer.

bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM

May have just done this for The Crucible

Reading gay fanfic of renowned literature often assigned to english classes is my favorite past time

THE WAY I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS LIKE DRYWALL STUFF UNTIL AFTER AND I DEADASS JUST THOUGHT TIM WENT THROUGH A BRICK WALL WITH THE SHEER STRENGTH OF JOE SPOOKY

*timothy stoker bursting through a wall like the kool-aid man, brandishing a fire extinguisher with a big grin on his face* "Hey guys!"

The most painful bible verses are I forgive you and don’t bother

I'm one Ghost edit away from becoming a CoD player I can't do that to myself I'm too AFAB and gay for those lobbies

Now. Why on earth am I in love with those silly little military men? I’m supposed to be not doing that.