A Blog: *follows Me*

a blog: *follows me*

me, an aged monarch lounging on my fur-strewn throne, gesturing for my servant to bring me my monacle: Bring them here! Bring them here, I say. Let me look at them.

guards: *drag the unwitting blog before me*

me, peering intently at the new blog and poking them with my scepter: Is this a real person? Hmm? What have you to say for yourself? What are your fandoms? Your interests? Speak up, these old ears aren’t what they used to be.

guards, tentatively: they do seem to be a real person, sire. We found them in possession of several memes and a fandom rant.

me, subsiding back into my sumptuous furs and waving them away: most extraordinary. It has been an age since there was a real person, but just as well, the dungeons have been overflowing with those tacky pornbots. This newcomer may remain in my domain. Make them welcome. And fetch me a quill! I feel a ficlet coming on…

The things we do for love

^^

I remember this moment and I will go down with it for eternity you adorable little Elezen thank you for showing me the concern I thought none had for me

Denki, holding a deck of cards: Who wants a tarot reading!?

Bakugou: Those are Pokemon cards

Denki, holding a card: You got a Squirtle, it means fuck you

people who are mutuals with their irl friends on tumblr are braver than any us marine

JuLance Day 25: Shiro and Lance deserve to share a moment together please just let me have this one thing

The dialogue for this from my friend’s amazing thread of tweets praise her 

(please don’t tag as Sh@nce)