I'ma Be 21 Forever

I'ma be 21 forever

college hell but it actually never ends

@klance-day @neo-owo-uwu-katt-owa-owa @/anyone else idk

the amount of letters in your full name is now your forever age. what is it?

I wanna. I wanna hold lance's hand so bad.

screw it, have some sparkly lance being bisexual

keith and lance go to carnivals & keep winning each other stuffed animals and whoever can’t carry their stuffed animals anymore first is the loser and has to pay for the ride tickets from the day

OHHHHH I LOVE THIS SM they are just so unecessarly competitive like that i love them.

Actually i kinda have another idea based on this where Keith and Lance spot this purple lion stuffie and they just HAVE TO HAVE IT, but alas it's in one of those claw machine type things where it's super hard to get what you want. They spend like half their tickets and eventually return home victorious with their purple lion, named Sir Grapes of Flavored Medicine-ia...... along with ten other stuffed toys that they accidentally grabbed while trying to get Sir Grapes....

How the scions respond to someone asking "How do I look?"

(platonic or romantic, either way works)

Thancred: something kinda cheesy and flirty, like "ravishing" or whatever. probably smirking.

Y'shtola: something snarky that's basically "why are you asking me of all people?" that I'm not smart or funny enough to think of. cause, like,, she's blind. she doesn't really know how uneven your eyeliner is, or if you can really pull off that color. leave her alone.

Alphinaud: "You look lovely/wonderful/etc." something like that. Probably softly smiling, as he does.

G'raha: p much the same as alphinaud, but less soft and more enthusiastic/excited. he also might say "With your eyes" unironically bc he's on autopilot and didn't look up from his book or whatever and doesn't know what's going on

Alisaie: "With your eyes" but ironically. no I will not accept any other answer. might give you a serious answer afterwards

Urianger: some super convoluted and poetic thing where you gotta stand there thinking about it for a good long while just to parse it. either incredibly sweet and flattering or equivalent to saying "like shit" once you figure it out, there is no in between

Estinien: same as alisaie but instead of just screwing with you it's because he doesn't give two shits (man got possessed because he wouldn't take a bath smh) and doesn't get why you should. if you push him for an actual answer he'll say "you look. FINE." regardless of how you actually look.

are you ok

disney built the biggest and most expensive animatronic ever in their history and then built a mountain around it and it BROKE a couple of months after the ride opened and it’s impossible to fix it without dismantling the entire mountain structure and that’s honestly the most hilarious verified disney fact™ ever

the second most hilarious being that the chum animatronic on the finding nemo ride at epcot used to pop out of the barrel to scare guests but one time a cast member was walking past it during an opening/closing procedure and it popped out and smacked them clean in the face so now it’s turned off permanently