Guys

guys

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I just checked and WOWOWOWOWOKSHDOXHCSLBQZ that's literally minutres awayhsudhsocnskcb

You are invited to our wedding at 12 PM PHT time :)

comfort character? no, im the one whos gonna give them comfort. come here, lets get you some proper love and affection

It's so heartbreaking when you find out your favourite WOC sapphic artist is actually a white, cisboy bisexual, teehee<3

I don't think cisboy is the correct term but anywho-

Is that not illegal?

Sick sick sick of possibility of being fucking recorded every waking second by tiktok obsessed quasi celebs. Video titled something like "Caught him thinking he's the main character" but it was just a kid wearing headphones, looking out the bus window. Of course it was posted without his knowledge. Stop recording strangers and everything you see, nobody gives a shit and not everyone is happy to be on tiktok or youtube because of a moron with no braincells and an account. What could be a forgettable awkward moment is now permanently there for the victim of lackabrainis infested idiot to get anxious about forever.

I'd be rolling on the floor, cackling💀

for anyone else who’s currently in denial about a new fictional crush

imagine them saying “oooh you wanna kiss me you wanna kiss me soooo bad” to you