Somebody Tell The Spiders In My Walls To Stop Waking Me Up In The Middle Of The Night By Crawling Up

Somebody tell the spiders in my walls to stop waking me up in the middle of the night by crawling up my pant leg and biting me, and scaring the shit out of me at 3AM when I can't sleep.

“It’s OK to live a life that others don’t understand.”

— Unknown

I'm fucking concerned. This... This shouldn't be legal.

last fictional character in ur camera roll just adopted u

(Yes I did do this only because I want him to adopt me. Fuck off)

tags: @cryptidwithaninternetconnection @reggie-the-inferi @gingerbreadeel24 @pickupstyx

and whoever the fuck sees this

“When you left you took almost everything. I kneel in the nights before tigers that will not let me be.”

— Charles Bukowski

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.