A Man Without Convictions, Chanyeol.

A man without convictions, Chanyeol.

“You can’t and you won’t”

—How to deal with Park Chanyeol

chanyeol choosing big dog while having a small dog vs sehun saying hes a cat person even tho he also has a dog

Honestly? exo is so fucking extra. like these special elyxion hotel rooms are so ridiculously over the top and every tour they just get wilder. like during exo planet #5, some of yall are gonna open the door and baekhyun is gonna b lying on the bed with whip cream on his tiddies i swear.

why you should stan these kpop groups~

Super Junior:

I mean they’re legends and basically kpop gods that’s all there is to it

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again they’re kinda gay invented fan service

the members’ parents yell at them ((grown ass men)) if they get into fights w each other

they’re literally a family and Donghae cries every time they don’t do something together as a group 

they have this member named Kim Heechul

Bigbang:

kpop legends pt.2 their name should be enough to stan them tbfh

the members are like brothers 

there’s no stopping them once they start exposing each other and spilling all the tea

have been thru many scandals but they always get thru it bc they’re bigbang binch

underrated maknaes squad 

SHINee:

Kyuhyun and Taemin are the reasons why evil maknaes exist honestly

hella legendary discography 

they made this ramen commercial years ago and it still haunts them to this day 

don’t come for them bc they’re ready to fight 25/8

shinee don’t give af about reputation and they’re out here exposing celebrities and comedians and label-mates left and right………….we need ot5 shinee variety shows again pray 4 us

Infinite:

they’ll take your breath away bc wow dancing wow hips wow vocals

their maknae is legit the prettiest person alive

their songs make you nostalgic for some reason and it’s rly nice studying while listening to them

all are great MC’s

none of us can get over infinite showtime aka do yourself a favor and go watch it

VIXX:

concept kings who are probably vampire fairies voodoo dolls

besties w/ all the 2012 groups and they all hangout w/ each other esp exo and btob 

the mommiest leader you’ll ever see

one of the maknaes is the angel while the other one is quite literally the devil…………let’s see how long it takes you to find out lmao

we got members wanting to be the maknaes while the others wanna be the hyungs smfh

EXO:

one of the most talented and versatile vocal line in the history of kpop

literally everyone’s intimidated by them but they’re ??? dorks ???? clumsy and always shook ?????

some of the members have known each other for 10+ yrs 

when they get drunk they’re tickling and undressing and fussing over each other lmao

even tho they’re international kings they reign over Asia basically 

BTOB:

the wildest kpop group and you can quote me on that

a bunch of short hyper kids who can’t help but embarrass themselves and literally everyone around them rip

refuse to act normal and have dressed up as various movie characters for their ‘Movie’ promotions lmaoooo

besties w/ vixx and bap

maknae line straight outta hell minus our Chicago sunshine Peniel

B.A.P:

their whole concepts are cool………..bunny aliens w/ super powers from outer space………..sign me up

they have the cutest fandom name I promise you won’t regret stanning them

they ship each other so you don’t even need to

angsty and righteous rebels or brooding soft boys there’s rly no in between

someone give them the daesangs they deserve 

Got7:

remember when I said btob was wild…………maybe take a few advils before watching any variety show w/ these 7

the tol maknae wants to fight all the hyungs and will not hold back

one time Mark threw a laptop @ Bambam yrs ago bc they couldn’t understand each other during an argument

what kind of extra $hit

hype up everyone during their performances at award shows

Seventeen:

they literally do everything perfectly themselves and don’t even need pledis who’s w/ me 

their sad songs still get you hyped 

even w/ 13 members you’ll still be able to memorize their names in like 2 hours trust me bruh

the different units are rly cool and unique and they always do something unexpected

vocal line can rap hella and rap line can spit verses I’m shook

Monsta X:

them and seventeen invented healthy supportive friendships 

you’ll get whiplash from the different comebacks like they’re so versatile oml

always doing some unnecessary extra adorable shit on vlive

stripping and grinding the floor on stage………excuse you wonho

shameless in front of monbebes and we love it

Day6:

someone actually gave these weirdos mics and instruments and said ‘go out there and debut, bois’ and we couldn’t be more thankful amen god bless

they don’t even have concerts it’s just playtime for day6

someone save the hyung line and their manliness

the oldest, Jae, does vlogs on youtube where he exposes the members and the kpop industry and the world in general

have never once had a bad song and they never will……………..mark my words

iKon:

the cooliest kids on the block

they are v v passionate about their music and doing their own choreography

look up to their sunbaes a lot but it definitely sucks when they’re compared to bigbang and other groups………..ikon has their own unique sound for sure

 loud and hyper af and it’s always a party w/ hanbobby tbfh

we’re recruiting more ppl to sue YG if they don’t promote ikon right in Korea :)))))

NCT:

the weirdest / coolest idea for a kpop group……..unlimited members???? boi if you don’t

the oldest members baby the younger ones and it’s so cute

they’re the biggest fans of all their sunbae artists from SM aka nct dream are exo’s kids basicaslly

even people who aren’t in the fandom are about to fight SM if they put Mark in another subunit

actually rly well-mannered and respectful except when it comes to annoying each other rip 

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