my motherfuckery is unmatched
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Boba-is-a-soup - Life Is Soup. I Am Spoon. Om Nom Nom Slurp Slurp. - Tumblr Blog
And then hey, if things go sideways I didn't have much self-preservation to begin with (:
YOU would make a deal with Bill Cipher because you're stupid. I would make a deal with him because I have plans (that I can't say because the haters will sabotage me) and I know what I'm doing. We are NOT the same.
helen “trans people are perpetuating gender steriotypes” joyce is now upset that the scientific american is writing about how women were hunters too back in the day, not just mothers and caretakers. feminist win!
is this anything
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got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me
Toji with long furby was legit a fever dream I had ages ago and I honestly think seeing this art was a sign. No clue what that sign means but it sure as heck is one
there's no furbish word for dilf :( sad :(
...Aniki
“Exorcise. Consume. For whom?”
getting surgery to give me a second head so i can tell twice as many lies as usual
Not now kitten daddy has to listen to one song on repeat until the mere mention of it makes him sick
I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains
a kinetic sculpture by Tim Lewis
I know it’s not pottery but it is sculptural and holy shit
it’s beautiful and disturbing and I feel like I could stumble across this creature in a forest and never be seen again???
i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.
Even after “Death” the Family will protect Penacony
“You shouldn’t self-ID as ADHD/autistic, you’re turning a very real mental condition into a trend” Ok then stop saying delulu. Stop speculating on which cluster C personality disorder the criminals you hear about on the news have. Stop saying “schizoposting” and “acoustic” and “is it restarted?” Stop using “psycopath” and “sociopath” as catch-all ways of calling someone a bad person. Stop saying “the intrusive thoughts won” when you bleach your hair and then turn your nose up at people who suffer from very real, very scary urges of physical/sexual violence. Stop saying “I’m so OCD” as a way of calling yourself neat. Stop treating BPD/ASPD/Bipolar as inherently abusive. Stop saying “OP I am living in your walls” without tagging for unreality. Stop diagnosing complete strangers you’ve never met on r/AITA with NPD.
You first. If you don’t want our disabilities to be treated like trends then stop belittling and minimising them. I’ll NEVER judge a person for trying find labels for their symptoms when an apathetic, racist, sexist, ableist healthcare system refuses to. But I will absolutely judge a hypocrite. Which a lot of you are
Panel updates from JUMP Channel's special video commemorating the release of JUJUTSU KAISEN Volume 26. [Batch 1]
This post will be updated from time to time.
People used to comment on web comics.
People used to comment on fanfiction.
People used to comment on fanart.
People used to comment on OCs.
I hate "content" culture.
I hate "consuming content" and scrolling immediately to the next thing.
People used to be excited about the art that other people created.
People used to want to share that excitement with creators.
I hate this future.
Getting into a fandom on a friend's recommendation is one thing, but getting into a YouTube audio "asmr" series which is part audiobook fanfiction and part original work based on a specific intro to a show which created an entire spinoff au for the fandom to run wild with on a friend's recommendation, is another thing altogether.
I mean considering I'm not big into the original show, this series kinda goes hard. Production quality is insane, and the voice acting is consistently on point (from my understanding it's one VA doing every single character, with the occasional cameo of another person for more feminine characters). The immersion is fully there, with how thought-out the scripts are and everything. The lore? Consistent and clever. There's just enough classical fantasy tropes to fulfill my dnd brain, and plenty of original lore for me to theorize over.
Point being, I think I'm brainrotting over this more than my friend at this point (she listens for the self-insert aspects) and it's an issue.
whatever you expect of me.. unexpect it
As someone who occasionally works a maid cafe, I can only hope to emulate this level of moe😔😔
bon's kind of giving bbg with this stance. dude looks like a maid café employee getting a nice compliment. put the hands d o w n
u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?
i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths