I Understand How You Feel But Mine Is 14

I understand how you feel but mine is 14

my 10 year old brother is having a tantrum and i tried to defend his reasoning and now he's screaming at me

lost my keys in the damn gelatinous cube again

Apparently, Eddie's middle name is Waylon...

I got squishy thighs and the willingness to hold him.

it’s always Reader sitting in Eddie’s lap, what about Eddie sitting in Reader’s lap, huh???? sometimes i like to hold my little boyfriends, make them feel like my baby girl. sluts.

i know he’d play into it too, sitting sideways so he can sling an arm around your shoulders, his butt bones rubbing into your thighs, wiggling around and being like

“Is that a roll of life savers in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, baby?”

This is hilarious