Tttthinking So Hard About Soft!simon Whos Just Absolutely Enamoured W His Slightly Weird Super Smart

tttthinking so hard about soft!simon who’s just absolutely enamoured w his slightly weird super smart so like,, she’s got so much stuff in her little brain about philosophy and human behaviour and animals and plants and the stars and physics and politics and poisons and animals and and and—

sometimes she starts rambling and maybe he doesn’t get it but he’s just listening and if he looks confused she starts explaining even more thus rambling even more and he can’t help but absolutely adore the sparkle in her eyes when she’s talking or the way she gets excited and starts pacing while explaining and answering any questions he might have bc it shows that someone is listening to her for the first time ever and just eeeee

soft!simon who loves his smartypants gf and looooves dumbing her down on his cock even more,, shsshshshshshh she’s barely able to talk and he’s grinning asking her questions about something she was rambling about earlier but she’s too fucked out to answer properly and he’s just teasing her abt how it just takes a little fucking for her to start drooling and barely able to talk i’m gonna die 🥴

anon, you have destroyed my brain with this one. he really is so good with her. the way he'll ask any and every question possible, even though he doesn't understand half the things she is saying in the first place. absolutely amazed by how much information is stored in her brain and is definitely a proud boyfriend when it comes to everything she does.

but there really is no sight like seeing his smartypants girlfriend beneath him, your legs pushed back on either side of you while he thrusts into you. simon's hand cupping one side of your face while his thumb brushes over plumped lips before pushing its way into your mouth.

"mhm," he hums, eyes looking down at you beneath him while soft moans spill from your mouth. lips secure around his thumb as you look back directly at him, brain trying to focus on what he's about to say or ask you. "goin' on so much about human behaviour before," he trails off, thrusts dragged out before hips press forward roughly into you. "wanna explain what makes you so fuckin' dumb the second you clench around my cock?"

and your brain can't compute a sentence, the only reaction is your lips parting from around his thumb to let out a cry as he thrusts into you. "i-i don't–" words cut short as another thrust replaces words with a cry out into the room.

"don't know?" he asks, attempting to finish your response. "thought you knew everything?" the questioning making you shake your head in response, words once again a struggle to get out as your body squirms under his. your hands grabbing for him and hips raising up each time he goes to thrust into you.

I'm a fucking idiot and i can't work tumblr so i lost the ask but shoutout to @bookobsessedram for submitting this ask.

TF141 Coffee orders when they're not on missions:

Okay so starting with Gaz, like we talked about, i think he's secretly into super sugary drinks when he's at home. like the ones that are so sweet you can barely even tell they're coffee anymore. i think he'd also be down to try an affogato if given the chance!

Simon is an annoying ass brit and sticks to his tea as you might assume. he appreciates his routine and doesn't like change. if y'all are together tho, he might have a sip of whatever you're having. and if he secretly likes it more than his tea, he'll drink even more of it than you do and will continue insisting that he hates it. you can see right through him, though. and bonus points if it's also a super frilly drink that he insists are inferior to traditional tea.

Price on the other hand, normally goes for a black coffee BUT isn't opposed to a more tame espresso drink of some sort. like a vanilla latte or maybe some hazelnut! He's down to experiment with flavors but he's like my grandma and hates iced coffee. it has to be boiling and he burns himself but he doesn't care cause he's an idiot (i love him)

And Soap, my beloved. he is every barista's nightmare. he has a seemingly normal order but adds like 15 things to it. multiple pumps of 3 different syrups, cold foam, cinnamon on top, etc. he needs it extra cold or extra hot, and he always get the largest size they hvae. he's like the senorita awesome girl who orders the pumpkin spice latte piping hot and then is like oh jk but soap's deadass. and everyone dogs on my boy for not having such a small amount of coffee in his drink but he can't bring himself to care cause he knows they're miserable having bitter tea and coffee.

currently lying on the floor imagining johnny growing a beard for the winter. like a ridiculously full, lush beard that he teases you with any time you get near him.

aggressively nuzzling your face any time he goes in for a kiss? yup. using those overgrown whiskers to tickle your skin as he kisses up your spine? uh huh.

let’s not even talk about the outrageous beard burn you’d get between your thighs because we all know johnny is a professional munch.

yeah.

The difference between 👀 and 👁️👁️ to me

Allow people to like you, to enjoy your company, to want to be your friend. Allow them to compliment you, allow others to think you're cool and funny even if you think you're not. It is not up to you to tell others how to feel, and remember that people might see the positive things in you and qualities that you have been failing to see while being too self-critical. Allow yourself to be liked by other people, even when you don't see why they should. Don't self-isolate because you think you are not good enough for other people.

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it's me

It's something similar to me. In any case, I agree, this is not the best price.

I wrapped myself in a scarf because it's -13 degrees outside the window.

And this is Sofia

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