Some Guy: Uhhh Theres A Leaf In Your Water

some guy: uhhh there’s a leaf in your water

person who’s about to invent tea: oh haven’t you heard?

“I try to keep pretty low expectations for my birthday. Almost totally low, almost nothing. Like, I will wake up probably and be like, ‘Oh, this is the day I came into the world 37 years ago, and then I’ll do like I do everyday.“ 

Happy 37th Birthday Jacob Benjamin Gyllenhaal! (December 19, 1980)

Paul Newman in The Long, Hot Summer  (Martin Ritt, 1958)

Indeed, it has been acknowledged that Michael Relph and Basil Dearden produced the film as an open protest against Britain’s law that being a homosexual is a criminal act—a law that has been described as “the blackmailer’s charter,” as someone says. (x)

Victim (1961), d. Basil Dearden