Sometimes It Blows My Mind That There Are People That Dont Wear Glasses/contacts. Like They Can Literally

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

Okay Tower of god I'm sorry but the beginning of the fifth episode of season 2? ????????? What was that??????

So you're telling me that Khun just accidentally overheard princess Androssi trying to take Baam on a date and then still thinking of it years later? Oh he clearly is so jealous it's so obvious🙂‍↕️

And then how they slowly zoom out Baam with a flower and standing on one knee before Khun?????#&#? Like for a few seconds I genuinely thought he's gonna propose to Khun or smth😳😳😳😳

There's no heterosexual explanation for this scene I'm sorry🫸👁️👄👁️🫷

Me: watching Tower of god for the plot

The plot:

A day in a life of RonToto: Slovenia

Hey y’all!!

There is a pub and a coffeehouse that are named after me. We are somewhere in Maribor, the second biggest city in Slovenia. Ljubljana being the capital and the largest one. Ron is so amused he says the coffee here is so good, I shouldn’t feel ashamed that the kavarna has the same name.

It turns out that the owner’s grandfather gave the coffeehouse its name.

Anyway, this case is kinda hilarious. It is about “vampires” and all. Will tell everything as soon as we are back.

It is so hot so we have decided to stay on the other side of the river Drava. Unlucky that we are wasps plagued our sweaty arses (Ron's words).

my career advice isn't "do what you love" it's "do what will give you the most money without making you want to kill yourself"