Okay But Can You Guys Picture This;

Okay but can you guys picture this;

You’re working as a waitress/waiter and one of the customers has a little crush on you. So much so, that they continue to order more and more food so they can talk to you. At the end of the night, they finally have to call it quits because of how stuffed they are (hoping you don’t notice them struggling to get out of the booth)

NEED to be straddling a whiny fat boy feeding him more ice cream than he’s ever eaten in one sitting. Please

There’s something so hot about dry humping I think. Like being so needy for each other that you cant even stop and take the time to get undressed, you just grind against one another desperate to get off in any wsh you can.

Characters throwing up and being lightheaded is such a good combination 🤔

Like, they're throwing up, their vision tunneling each time they gag, they feel like they might pass out in any minute and they're kind of panicking casue they can't manage to get their body under control long enough to lower themselves to the ground

Especially if they know they're gonna hurt themselves on their way down if they do end up fainting, so they're just desperately trying to stay conscious long enough to move to a safe position

Blueberry inflation kink rating?

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

This kinda ties into the last one but I love this specific type of inflation as well as liquid inflation in general because of the emphasis of sloshing and gurgling typically found in it as well as the sheer size of the inflation usually associated with it. I'm a fan of immobility for others and a person reaching down to tentatively press at their rapidly ballooning middle after noticing a blue spot on their face will never not be one of my favorite things.

"I'm so bloated -urp- think I should lay off the booze-"