Does Not Contradict Canon. I Love Him.

Does not contradict canon. I love him.

i know he spends hours down at the beach collecting "samples" (cool rocks)

Hey, no one involved with the show ever confirmed his death so as far as I’m concerned TECH LIVES.

And well, Tech will continue fucking in my fic.

The struggle of needing to search for Tech's name to confirm if a fic is tagged for him because he's actually IN it, or was mentioned and is just dead.

Tech's S3 plot resolution is a crime against me personally.

“Tech told me all about your…SPARKLING personality” I wanna know what Tech told Phee about Crosshair that made her so confidently sarcastic in that moment, like

Tech: oh yes, our brother Crosshair. Best sniper in the GAR, possibly the galaxy. He always kept an eye on us through his scope while we were on the battlefield.

Phee: that’s ni—

Tech: sure, he is cold and unyielding and incredibly stubborn and a little arrogant, but he always means well. He does like to pick fights with regs, but you can’t blame him, after being bullied all his life.

Phee: I guess we all have our—

Tech: there was that time where he got super upset with Hunter for not murdering that Jedi on Kaller. Then he tried to convince us to murder civilians. But he abandoned us for the Empire after that, so it wasn’t really a repeating problem.

Phee: wait—

Tech: that was when he shot Wrecker. Oh, and he tried to roast us alive in a spaceship engine. That was all under the influence of the inhibitor chip, though. Supposedly he’s had it removed since then. So his murderous tendencies have probably chilled out a little bit.

Phee:

Tech: he also used to eat glue.

I'm still somewhere there, in their flirting 🙏

I don't know what's funniest about this. The fact that Cody is clearly regretting putting Rex in charge, the fact that Rex was like LOL THIS IS GOING TO BE HILARIOUS, or that this is Domino Squad's first meeting with General Skywalker's second-in-command.

:')

also shout out to those lovely anons