Us Bros Only Drink The Best, Bro! And Thanks To Our Water Boys, We Constantly Have Access To Whatever

Us bros only drink the best, bro! And thanks to our water boys, we constantly have access to whatever water we want! This water has a few golden side effects, but who cares about your brain when your muscles can be swole? Wanna sip, bro?

Hydration

Just finished hydrating the Golden Gods on the field. 💛 Every time I hand over the golden bottle, I feel it... that rush, the power, the pride. I’m their waterboy, their loyal servant, and it feels so right. Every drop I give strengthens them, and in return, I feel more connected to the Gold, more hypnotized by their power. 🌀

I kneel, hand them the bottle, and feel the warmth spreading through me as they nod in approval. Submissive, proud, confident. That’s who I am now. Part of the team, serving my Golden Gods... always obedient, always ready. 💪🏼💛

I Am Big Dumb Golden God!

Working hard to grow Swole & Yoked and to Never Think Again!

These two guys didn’t understand what the Golden Army was all about. They laughed at our ideals, criticized our brotherhood and camaraderie. Thought our obsession with sports was laughable. A few quick words and a look at my pocket watch and they were begging to join. That’s two more recruits for the Golden Army. What about you? We’re always looking for new members. Wanna take a look at this watch real quick?

Fuck Bro, which locker was mine again???

I can't think... sixtyyy....sixtyyyyy????

Bros help a brother out....

64!!!!!!! Got it, says my name there too Derek, fuck I'm an idiot. But I'm a lovable idiot...

I was distracted for time at the full length mirror. This new body of mine is fucking EPIC bro...

Rubbing my fingers down the indents of my abs... giving my new juicey ass a squeeze. Got me so hard all to time bro. Need to sort myself out before training in a bit....

Preppy Gold mind and Preppy gold style. Being on Team Gold means we smash everything we do, on and off the field!! 💪 Join the team bros!