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-Moonchild (Namjoon x fem! reader)

“Moonchild you shine”

“When you rise, it’s your time”

“Moonchild don’t cry”

“When moon rise, it’s your time”

“Moonchild you shine”

“When moon rise, it’s your time”

Namjoon sung these lyrics every hour on the hour.

He sang these lyrics throughout the night as he rested on the moon, deep in the night’s sky. He watched the humans under him prepare for bed, watch the stars or tell their children about the child on the moon, him.

It pleased Namjoon to hear these types of stories about him. It pleased him to know humans have such a great perception of him. He was dying to know what life is like down on earth versus life on the moon. To him life on the moon was very similar to life on earth. Only difference is the weather and the abilities of the people on the moon.

Each person on the moon is given a special power at birth that’s never been used by anyone else. Abilities are never duplicated or reused. If you don’t like your power, you can’t do anything about it but deal with it.

Namjoon was one of the few people that had more than one power.

Precognition: The ability to see things before they happen. Telekinesis: The ability to catch things mid air before it gets the chance to even hit you. Super Mentality: the ability to learn a universe and its secrets in a matter of seconds.

Namjoon has also found out that he has the power to heal small wounds and cuts. He felt these powers could help humans in so many ways although you and his parents didn’t agree.

Namjoon was almost too smart for his own good. He spent many years not only perfecting life on the moon but also life on Earth. He wanted to make sure that if he ever had the chance to go, he wanted to fit in and be “normal”

His parents had no desire to send their child to the human world. As much as they knew Joon would love to do so, they could let him out of their sight. Having the title “Moonchild” is like being the president of the states or a King of a kingdom. Namjoon had high status and recognition, putting himself in danger like that wouldn’t be the best idea.

But still, Joon didn’t care. He wanted to see things like the beach and see what types of foods humans eat. Life on the moon was beautiful, more beautiful than most would think looking on the surface. But once you pass its surface, the moon houses some of the most beautiful scenery you could ever imagine.

While Namjoon was still stuck in his fascination with the real world, you appeared behind Namjoon after a long day of healing and weather controlling. You were Namjoon’s wife to be. Being engaged to the moonchild had its perks but it was very tiring, especially since you were elite in healing, weather manipulation, and plant control.

I bet you can already tell why Namjoon fell for you huh? You were sweet and extremely smart, just like him. It was like you guys were made for one another. You truly held Namjoon’s missing rib from the beginning of time. You had all the same views he did…except going to Earth.

You heard alot about Earth and weren’t impressed. The greed, pain and suffering was something you wanted no parts in. You had your parents to blame for ruining your thoughts about Earth but you were pleased that they saved you from such displeasure.

You still didn’t understand why Joonie was so obsessed with earth, there was nothing there that he could have here. You had the power to create any living thing, Beaches, Rain forests, anything he wanted you could do. But Joon was still in love with the thought of visiting earth.

“What are you up to baby?” you asked, coming behind him and hugging him tightly. His strong scent filled your nose and caused goosebumps all over your body. He lifted his arm and wrapped around yours softly before spinning you around and pulling you in for a tight hug.

“Nothing, just took it easy today. I ignored a lot of calls today” He smiled, lifting your face and kissing you softly.

“Oh you took a break while your overwork fiancee did all the work?” You teased kissing him back. Namjoon chuckled in the kiss as his strong arms wrapped around your waist, letting his hands roam from your waist to your ass, giving it a tight squeeze.

“Don’t fret baby, I was resting so I can go overdrive tonight with you” he whispered, kissing your neck softly and bringing the two of you in the bathroom as he knew you were heading to the shower. You lift your hand to grip the back of his neck while your free hand cascades its fingers through his grey locks. Joon kisses became a bit more sloppier and wet as he continued, feeling comforted by your fingers running against his scalp.

As soon as the shower was turned on, clothes went flying.

Wrapping your arms around Joon’s neck, he picked you up by your thighs and wrapped your legs around his waist. Your lips molded together as your tongues wrestled one another. Joon lined his member with your cunt and pushed through your folds drawing a moan from your lips.

Steam quickly filled the air and the lewd sounds of skin slapping, your moans and Joon’s curses filled the bathroom as Joon made love to you. He grabs your hips and guides them against his groin. You held your hands against the glass as he pounded you from behind with one hand gripping your hair.

“You’re so pretty bent over for me like this. Just for daddy huh?” he whispered roughly in your ear after he pulled you back up, thrusting deeper between your folds, wrapping his large hand around your neck.

“Just for daddy, Just for him.” You moaned feeling Joon fill you completely. His lip trails down your neck as his thrusts become sloppier and deeper. His hand wraps around your body and lands right over your clit. He applies pressure to it as he continue you fuck you senselessly. Hips begin to buck into his hand as you feel the wave of pleasure greet you.

After you both gained your pleasure and finished your showers, you both cuddled each other as you thought, to bed.

“Baby, can you teach me more about healing?” Namjoon asked, kissing your forehead, making small circles on your skin. You hummed.

“Yeah, I would love to ask a question,” You started, “Why are you so interested in healing all of a sudden?”

A big smile plastered on Joon’s face as he sat up and grabbed his book. “Humans on Earth have things like Nurses and Doctors, you know people like you but they can’t fully cure themselves like we can. So I was thinking, we could-”

You instantly shook your head. “No Joon. I’m not going and neither are you” Joon sucked his teeth lightly and pulled you on his lap.

“Baby, baby, baby we can help them save their loved ones and live longer and happier. We can really help them, baby we can explore an-and prove to our parents that Earth and its humans aren’t as bad as we think they are.” he pleaded.

You looked at him as he ranted and raved about going. He was so passionate about it but you just couldn’t bring yourself to go or to allow him to go. A small sigh fell from your lips as you heard his passion.

“Baby, don’t you want to explore with me?” he asked, visualizing seeing the displeasure on your face. “I want to focus on things that matter right now, like our wedding and all the million tasks we have to take care of here.” You admitted. Joon rubbed your thighs. “Yes I know, I know but baby we can take care of those things soon, let’s just go for one day. Just one day, just to see what it’s like.”

“Please?”

💸 Gucci kind of mood 💸

Lie to Me.

`Chapter two: the lie Origins`

-> part one: https://btskitten7.tumblr.com/post/656450871876534272/lie-to-me

You remember it clearly.

It all began when you both were trainees, during decision time. The vital time of every trainee’s life. You had been working overtime at the dance studio all week then you spent most nights at the recording studio. I mean- after all, This was your whole career. This was going to be your livelihood and you were not about to waste all of your time and energy by slacking off and just going with the flow. This was a chance of a lifetime and you were nothing but grateful, but you’d be lying to say you weren’t so stressed as you had barely given yourself any breaks and had become so sleep deprived, you were hardly bearable to be around outside of the dorm.

Things were even worse when your so-called ‘boyfriend’ decided it was the perfect time to cut things off because you were ‘too busy’ for him. When really, he just found someone new and thought to save you the embarrassment. That has been taking a toll on your mental health along with everything else..

Nevertheless, you still worked hard at this. No matter what the hours were, you wanted to be an idol, you wanted people to see your talents.

“11:24 pm”

You were still at the studio, tuning out some vocals and working out the kinks when your eyes wandered to your phone. Yoongi had seen you look at your phone for the 5th time in the last 20 minutes.

“Do you have somewhere to be?” Yoongi asked. His eyes were glued to the screen as he continued to help you work the kinks out of your debut song. A small sigh left your lips as you shook your head.

“Not necessarily, just tired.” You whispered. Yoongi’s hand stopped as he looked over to you. He studied you closely. “If you’re tired now, then I don’t think this is the career choice for you” he started. “But I can see it goes deep than that”

You looked at him and shook your head. You didn’t want to seem weak around Yoongi. His debut was set in stone and he also was already in an established group. Although a trainee like you, he was furthermore in the process than you were. He was your senior, almost.

“I’m just a little tired. I’m pretty sure a nap will do me some good”

“How’s that boyfriend of yours? Will he be there for the showcase?”

“Maybe it’s best that we just forget about him”

“Trouble in paradise?”

“More like I left paradise or- got put out of paradise”

Yoongi chuckled. “Oh? I thought you were crazy in love with each other?”

“I thought so too, but he wanted someone normal I guess. Someone that was willing to stay home all day and tend to his every need”

“Nothing wrong with that I guess, that’s what most men want”

You scoffed and crossed your arms over your chest. “Is that so? Is that what you want Min Yoongi?”

“Isn’t that what everyone wants? A person that knows exactly what you are in need of the moment you need it. A person that’s able to tend to your every need. I don’t think it’s just men who want that, wouldn’t you want a man that knows when you need to be dicked down?”

You chuckled slightly and took a sip of your iced coffee. “I don’t need a man when I want to be pleasured Yoongi, you should know that”

“Too much plastic could hurt you beautiful” His smart remark caused the studio room to be full of laughter. “I really can’t stand you Yoon”

His smile was so sweet and his chuckle was absolutely adorable. You loved how close you and Yoongi were slowly getting.

“How about I take your mind off of this? Let’s go get some drinks at my place? You’ve work hard enough”

It didn’t take Yoongi long, honestly he didn’t have to convince you that much. You needed a break. Especially before things picked up for you. You quickly agreed and you both headed to his place.

“I think the other members are asleep, so let’s keep quiet.”

You nodded and followed Yoongi to his kitchen. He handed you two small glasses as he turned to grab the liquor of his choice and some water. He slowly crept his way upstairs while you followed closely behind. Shortly after, you went into his room and got comfortable. You sat on his bed after setting the glasses down and let your hair down. This was the moment Yoongi thought you were the most beautiful woman to grace his presence.

His eyes roamed all across your features. You were quite fit but thick. He loved the body you had. Your hair was pretty and it fit you. Your eyes, although tired, were still so right in his opinion and lively. The way your lips would form when you spoke or laughed was captivating to him. A small frown formed on your face when you realized he was just staring at you.

“Everything okay? You act like you’ve never seen a beautiful woman before” You smirked, taking the liquor from him and pouring it in the glasses.

“It’s not that, I just never seen you look so relaxed. I think the natural look works for you”

Yoongi’s room was full of good vibes and jokes. You both teased each other effortlessly which made everything at ease. You were having a blast and Yoongi was enjoying your company. Both of you were intoxicated but not oblivious of what was going on. Naturally, the temperature of the room began to heat up.

“Why is it so hot here Yoongi? You guys never heard of ac?”

Yoongi chuckled as he watched you fan yourself. Sweat dripped from his forehead and down his neck. It was weirdly a turn on for you.

“The ac is broken, it’s getting fixed tomorrow. Next time it won’t be so hot”

“Oh next time? Are you inviting me over again?” You smirked, tilting your head. Yoongi’s cheeks turned a bright red color as he realized what he was saying.

“Fuck it, maybe I am.” He looked at you dragging his tongue across his lips. You giggled.

“I’d accept, you’re pretty fun...and very attractive”

Slowly you lifted yourself off of your spot on the bed and crawled over to him. Your eyes never left his and his eyes never left your movements. Slowly straddling his lap, his hand crept across your delicate skin.

“I think the same about you, if I’m being honest”

Yoongi whispered as he placed his hand firmly on your hips, rubbing them softly while you got comfortable on his lap. You might have gotten a little too comfortable as you heard a small audible groan leave his lips.

“Oh did I hit the spot?” You whispered, moving your hips slowly against his member and planting

A deep laugh fell from his lips. His hands continued to roam across your hips until they met on the apple of your ass, squeezing it slightly. “You might wanna stop, if you don’t plan on finishing what you’re starting”

“Trust me, I’m going to finish this”

From the first kiss to the first stroke, Yoongi didn’t leave any part of your body untouched, nor unwanted. He made you feel things that even your boyfriend couldn’t make you feel in the duration of the relationship.

His groans and grunts were music to your ears. Yoongi took care of every part of your body better than any man before him has. He would kiss and touch you so gently, so sweetly yet he would take you by surprise when he would rough you up a bit.

Sweat trickled down his chest as his dreamy eyes looked into yours as you would work your hips around his member. Clenching your walls and digging your nails into his chest, Yoongi allows himself to get lost with you.

Trying your hardest, you tried to keep as quiet as you possibly could, remembering that his members were still here and the company had strict rules about `distracting` company. But, that was becoming hard as he began to thrust his hips up, plunging his member further up into your heat. You could no longer hold in your whimpers and moans.

“Don’t hide them from me. I want to hear you” Yoongi whispered.

“I don-don’t want you t-to get in trouble” you cooed as he slowly stroked your cunt, lifting your leg over his shoulder.

“Get in trouble? You’re fucking cute”

Hovering over you, Yoongi held your hands over your head as his hip continued to thrust into your cunt, taking you as his own, even if it was a once in this lifetime type of thing. Your eyes rolled back as his thrust became harder and pressed deeper, feeling your tummy bulge from his large member. A small part of Yoongi wanted to hear you scream, another part of him wanted to the topic of conversation at breakfast tomorrow.

Lowering his head, he kissed your lips softly and smirked before letting his member settle in you before he finished you off. “Before I finish this pretty pussy off, let me just say this..”

“If you ever need it again. Don’t hesitate to come to me, Just between us...best friend.”

min yoongi fic rec list (Ⅱ)

hello everyone here’s a list of all my favourite yoongi fics, please show lots of love and support to these wonderful authors and their blogs 🥺🖤 some of these fics contain smut so no minors allowed, happy reading everyone ♡

a- angst s- smut f- fluff ❣- ultimate favourite

set me free by @myooniverse f s a (arranged marriage au) ❣

noise complaints by @sugasbabiie s a (neighbour au bad boy yoongi)

earn it by @sugasbabiie f s a (college professor yoongi) ❣

you, among the others by inkofyoongi f s a (enemies to lovers au college au) ❣ (on wattpad)

the singularity theory by @dovechim s (college au) ft. Taehyung

catharsis by @dovechim s (roommate au)

does that make sense? by @floralseokjin s a (college au) ❣

aquiver by @floralseokjin f s a (idol au) ❣

undo by @yoonia s a (past lovers au post break au yoongi’s pov) ❣

little do you know by @yoonia f s a (established relationship au possessive yoongi)

carousel by @yoonia s a (arranged marriage au) ❣

quirofilia by @aquagustd​ f s (producer yoongi tutor reader)

need to know by @aquagustd​ f s a (sugar daddy yoongi) ❣

love roulette by @whatifyoulivelikethat f s (friends to lovers au)

backstage by @wwilloww s (idol au) ❣

noise complaints by @jkstompers s (neighbour au)

the raindrop prelude by @inktae f a (pianist au)

taxi by @honeyedhoseok s (friends to lovers au)

playing with fire by @houseofdemi-blog f s a (fake dating au) ❣

bonseong breakfast by @honeymoonjin f s a

strike a chord by @snackhobi s ❣

kiss it better by @jeojahari f a (enemies to lovers au college au)

tesselation by @grinnieyoongi f s (idol au)

somebody else by @jeonqukie s a (unrequited love au friends with benefits au) ft. Taehyung ❣

la douleur exquise by @junqkook s a (soulmate au unrequited love au ) ft. Seokjin ❣

playing with fire by @hollyxqx s a (idol au enemies to lovers au) ❣

scary love by @lysjeon s a

the equation of love by @kookingtae f s a (college au professor yoongi student reader) ❣

when the power goes out by @inkjam-moon f s (established relationship au) ❣

what am I to you? by @tayegi

all too well by @cupofteaguk s a (idol au exes au make up artist au) ❣

bad boys bring it to you by @yuengi s (tattoo artist yoongi)

Till I Met You Again by @streetlight11​ f a (soulmate au university au enemies to lovers au) ❣

MicroWave by @btsmakesmehappy f s a (neighbour au agent yoongi)

First love by @clouditae f s a (college au tattoo artist au) ❣

americano kisses by @sunshinejunghoseokie f a (friends to lovers au coffee shop au)

love language by @gukslut f s a (couple au) ❣

easy rebound by @ditzymax s a (college au) ❣

the back of your car by @joheun-saram f s (college au friends to lovers au)

miss dial by @versigny f s a (fratboy au) ❣

sugar and spice by @agustdjoon f s a (sugar daddy yoongi student reader)

love like that by @mintseesaw f (doctor au established relationship au)

stuck by @joonscypher a (arranged marriage au chaebol au) ❣

heart haunting by @jamaisjoons f s a (angst okay you will probably cry but other than that it’s a really good read) ❣

anyone but the groom by @yoonjinkooked f s a (based on the movie the wedding planner) ❣