Golden Wind Is Forever

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What do u think la squadra TT accounts woukd look like?

Hmm…TT… tik tok? Ahaha (●´ω｀●)ゞ I don’t actually really use tik tok but! I watch plenty of compilations so that makes me an expert, yeah?

いくぞ！

📱La Squadra Tik Tok Accounts📱

Risotto - @fade.to.nero

He solely posts/engages with metal head tik tok

His tik toks consist of Metallica concert fancams/edits, giving song and band recommendations, reviewing albums! Occasionally he will duet some of the other Squadra member’s tik toks because he’ll be in the background. Usually he doesn’t show his full face, most of the time he’s in the video it’s just the top of his head and his eyes.

Formaggio -@professionalshortking

Posts somewhat frequently, normal format is just him recording around his house/lying in bed

Mostly just follows whoever he thinks is funny

He just posts whatever comes to mind so 80% of his tik toks are him rambling about stupid ideas that came to mind and lots of corny jokes. Other 20% are vids of his cat

Ghiaccio - @violently.skates

He just sets his phone up in his car, hits record, and RANTS HIS FUCKING LUNGS OUT

He will go off at any hater that leaves a comment either in the comment section or a video in response

sneakertok enthusiast

Melone - @dimoltoaquarius

Posts mostly astrology related content but will also post genuinely informative content to combat science-related misinformation

He’ll stitch other people’s videos to offer relationship advice

Always comments on the other squadra members’ vids

His FYP probably has a lot of thirst traps tbh 😭

Illuso - @healthy.hydrated.hidinginurwalls

Records himself in front of the mirror (thinking of like…the Jordan Howlett set up) and drops the latest drama whether it be celebrity news or his chaotic co-workers

His favourite videos to watch are the insane confessions

Prosciutto - your_fratellomaggiore

He offers advice and guides regarding things like building confidence, proper etiquette, and style.

He doesn’t actually care much for most of the content on tik tok

Aside from the occasional run through of what’s trending, he really only interacts with/follows Pesci.

He used to follow Risotto but ended up blocking him after he said The Rolling Stones were better than Grateful Dead (Abbacchio told Risotto he had to pick his bf’s favourite band if he didn’t want Abbacchio to expose him for unironically liking Weezer #justiceforrisotto 😔)

Pesci - @beach.boys63805592

Has zero awareness of the algorithm so he gets no engagement

Rarely posts and when he does it’s just personal stuff

Prosciutto always watches/comments on every video

Sorbet + Gelato - @sor.gelaxx

Sorbet doesn’t care about tik tok, the account is basically Gelato’s

They post shit like Gelato getting into fights at clubs, doing those street interviews, and bullying creators that they hate.

Gelato also does those couple tik tok pranks/trends much to Sorbet’s chagrin

Their likes are equally as insane and fucked up as they are

Even in death, he served cunt. Rip my king

Friend/mutual sent me an outfit that looked like something Melone would wear to the gym and I drew this inspired by the outfit.

Melone is told he should work on his stamina and strength by Risotto and asks him to join him. Melone gets this outfit and agrees to go. Melone doesn’t do anything because he’s too busy watching Risotto work out (who can blame him). Second time he goes, Risotto learns and uses his pecs as motivation (like standing at the end of the treadmill for Melone to run to. One minute on the machine=one minute face in chest).

today I present you this. tomorrow? who knows…

From My CuriousCat

"What do you think La Squadra are like as parents?"

Risotto: On the one hand, he's a gentle giant and family is extremely important to him, so he would handle his children with great care and protect them at all costs. On the other hand, he is very reserved, to the point where he comes across as emotionally inaccessible.

Formaggio: Very physical and affectionate in his own playful, rough-and-tumble way. He's not above teaching his children funny swear words and phrases or how to fart with their arm pits, and can be too lax about things like messy rooms and bad grades.

Prosciutto: Pushes his children to be efficient, places too much emphasis on doing things properly, and can be very intimidating. Thankfully, he's also extremely supportive and motivational, and not unreasonable. Involves his children in hunting bullies for sport.

Pesci: There's a lot of trial and error as he keeps tone switching in the hopes of hitting the right one and sends mixed signals too often. In return, he is his children's biggest fan, and does his best to involve himself in their interests, even when he feels out of his element.

Ghiaccio: Often impatient and loud, can't read his children's tones well and sometimes misinterprets, and gets too worked up about the smallest things. However, he knows how to apologize, takes great pride in what his children do, and teaches them self-defense.

Melone: He can't involve himself too much with his children due to illness so he tends to hover on the phone, and his advice can be hit or miss, but he encourages self-expression, is lax about curfews, and his children can safely approach him with any kind of question.

Illuso: Torn between wanting to give his children the space and privacy he never had and being a nosy snoop who can't resist a locked diary, even if he'll go mad being unable to talk about it. Very understanding about quirks and personal possessions in general.

Sorbet: Somewhat distant, more out of respect for personal space and privacy than anything, and cannot feign interest and enthusiasm to save his life. Balances this by working hard so that his children have the means to do what they want, even if he doesn't get it.

Gelato: Entirely too doting and lenient, thinks bratty or naughty children are hilarious, and doesn't give a damn about privacy or personal space. Still, he can switch gears in the blink of an eye and swoop in to save, protect, lecture, or have a serious talk as needed.