Did I Tell You Guys That Sebastian Is The Best Human Ever?

Did I tell you guys that Sebastian is the best human ever?

Morty. But that is amazing.

Rick and Mortey is the best halloween costume because even if there are 30 other Rick and Morteys at the party it makes perfect sense.

Then he was playing halo and he walked under a statue of a giant man and goes "in under the giant mans penis!" And I just kinda went "woooahhh duuude"

The kid I babysit was trying to use the mic on his iPad to write summon. So he’s getting all different words then he looks at me with a straight face and goes “it isn’t saying summon… it says suck me”. The say the “ck” was pronounced was enough to kill me. I was trying so hard not to laugh.

what if instead I gift you a drawing of a frog?

What is the best way to woo you?

be nice to me at least once

The kid I babysit was trying to use the mic on his iPad to write summon. So he's getting all different words then he looks at me with a straight face and goes "it isn't saying summon... it says suck me". The say the "ck" was pronounced was enough to kill me. I was trying so hard not to laugh.