Hey There,

Hey there,

You ok down there?

Are you getting food ready to feed me?

I hope so because I want you to make me bigger than your horniest dreams.

No limits, no regrets.

Oh you know what 400 lbs on you would be like. Youre gut wont be that little ball anymore. It might be "a little firm" up top, but your overhang will be soft. Your quads and hamstrings will be huge from lugging all that weight around everywhere. You'll need new clothes, destroying your currently "fitting" clothes

I love those descriptions. Come help me make it a reality

Fun facts.

I’m off to have a full spine MRI on Sunday. Yeah, I know how to live it up!

Anyway, I kinda struggle with MRI machines, what with me being so svelte and limber. So I had to get some measurements together to that the MRI technician could see if I will fit!

I’ve had major issues not just due to my shoulder width but also the depth of my chest.

Here are the stats for those of you who like numbers…

Chest is 56”/144cm

Chest depth is 15”/38cm

Shoulder width 28”/71cm

Weight is 328lbs/149kgs

The technician reckons I should be ok but only because they have a WIDE BORE MRI! LOL

Now let’s hope I can stay still and my restless legs don’t kick off while I’m being scanned.

Hi where are you?

Hey there

I’m in the East Midlands, UK

Look at you fat piggy. You used to have some semblance of muscle. Hahahahaha no way. Not now right pig? I dont think anyone would look at you and say "i bet he goes gym" hahahaha i bet if you asked 100 people if you have been to the gym ever in your life, that no one would think you have. Look at you fat fuck. You have let yourself go. Do you care anymore pig? You deserve this fatass pig. It doesnt matter your history anymore. You can't turn back at this point anyway pig. Eat up pig. I bet you want me to quit the gym like you did fatass

Keep talking, you are only making me want to get fatter and fatter.

I’ve done my gym time, now I want to be nothing more than a gluttonous hog being fed and grown and show off for what an immense fatass I’ve become.

Come join me in the Lard Side. Quit the gym and live life the easy way. You want to be huge? Stop lifting and start gorging.

We can compete to see who puts the most weight on over a fixed period of time.

Snack time on the way home for dinner!