This Describes Me Perfectly.

This describes me perfectly.

Reblog if you’re a hungry, horny, male gainer who can’t stop eating, and wants to get as fat as fucking possible

I’m nicely stuffed right now. This is when I need someone to take control and pour liquid calorie down my throat until I can hardly catch my breathe.

Then as the pressure eases they repeat the same procedure. And then again. And again.

Day in and day out.

Need I say more?!?

Food court signs

Just sat in my local supermarket cafe. They are doing a £8.99 meal deal. You get a main, hot dessert and drink.

I’ve had it before and they are nice.

So, Ryan’s with me and I mentioned that maybe I should try to eat two meal deals. ….

Yep, I’ve ordered 2 full meal deals. Let’s see how well I can move afterwards (although, truth be told, they aren’t usually huge portions!)

I want to be this big ASAP’7

Spot on