One Of The Most Important Things You Can Teach Your Kids Is When And How To Say No To Authority Figures.

One of the most important things you can teach your kids is when and how to say no to authority figures.

I just thought of something; what if Izuku had a quirk that was basically Rudy’s chalk from Chalkzone?

I don’t know if anyone’s really questioned this, or maybe I’m just late, but when Endevour decided to have kids just to have the perfect combination quirk, did it ever occur to him that All Might would’ve either retired or died in the line of duty or from natural causes by the time his kids (namely Shoto) got into UA, much less got their licenses and graduated?

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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I'm fucking dying someone please make a Pink Panther-style crime comedy about this