BEN: Slender, I Understand Not Wanting Us To Swear Around Sally, But You HAVE To Remove The No Swearing

BEN: Slender, I understand not wanting us to swear around Sally, but you HAVE to remove the no swearing rule!

Slender: And why is that?

Jeff, in the background: Well now that really ruffles my feathers. Really grinds my gears. Really whips my nae nae. Really-

Sometimes you just gotta take the loss, man.

It's actually impossible to explain jjk to someone who hasn't read the manga. Girl wdym the current inhabitant of the main character's mentor's boyfriend's body fucked the main character's dad and carried him for 9 months in that villainussy?? Do you need me to call the mental asylum is that what this is

Incorrect Bluelock Scenarios (#1)

Isagi to Kaiser: sometimes I really wanna tear your throat out and hang it on my wall as a trophy

Shidou and Kaiser simultaneously: Oooo kinky

Rin: wtf is wrong with you people

Sae: you'll get use to it eventually

She's absolutely beautiful, breathtaking, wonderful, pretty af, please marry me, drop dead gorgeous, stunning, the beat to my heart<33333

Goldberry, River-Daughter by Marie Magny

Incorrect Bluelock Scenarios (#4)

Isagi who has just been woken up: F**K you, f**k your mum, f**K your mother's mum and every other mum that has mummed!

Bachira tearing up: but you said to wake you up at 9am

Isagi realising who woke him: oh my goodness, not you darling, I was talking about Kaiser, I would never curse your lineage of mums

Kaiser standing at the door: fuck your mum's too ig

Isagi grinning: Ikr they're a**h***s