I Have No Idea What This Is But I Think She's Pretty

I have no idea what this is but I think she's pretty

Siren lady :>

Bonus comic #2 Bitchless

I tried to sleep, but I just really thought about the fact that Jeff, this poor man, tries to like eat a marshmallow, and it sticks to his teeth. And because that poor guys cheeks are like cut and all, you can see it, you can see him struggling. And he feels embarrassed about it, maybe like, becomes really quiet.

He tries to get those little sticky parts that got on his teeth with warm water, but it just falls from the cheeks and pours on the floor and makes a mess. I just imagine him awkwardly taking a towel and cleaning that up, and maybe eyes curse to himself.

Don't give this man marshmallows.. please. He'll even feel so embarrassed or a bit upset if you tease him for it. Leave him alone!

But like, yeah.

shitpost sketch

I have issues-

But hes so adorable- mini Jeff-

:>

Also more person like Jeff but i forgot how people work do my perporsions suck

Oh well.

OC INFO *EXPLODES*

This is Gertrude Newman, just call her Gerty

this goober is a serial stalker. She has literally zero access to the internet so all of her stalking is done the good ol fashioned way: she stares through your window and writes things down. She has a big ol note book with a bunch of different people in it. Gerty will add in the most random bullshit to her lil stalk journal, You completely destroyed your old phone? Its in there. Got a hair cut, Hair is in there. Got a tooth pulled, she's gonna find it and put it in there. Picked a scab? IN THERE

She does like- nothing with what she collects, doesn’t blackmail, doesn’t steal identities, doesn’t doxx. She does it because she can