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Finally, a full body drawing of Jeff.

Also look, he's with Laz and Sally ^^

< "Can you see the view, Jeff? Isn't it pretty?" >

< "Yeah, it is, ma." >

< "Can you smile for the camera for me, love?" >

< "But I'm hungry.." >

< "Food can wait. Smile." >

< "Alright, alright. I'm smiling." >

< "Say cheese!" >

Something I wrote, some lore of this Au!

Tw: profanity, my version of Jeff being.. well Jeff.

< "He's not here." >

< "What do you mean 'He's not here'?" >

< "I checked the area. There's no sign of him anywhere!" >

< "Of course there isn't. He's a sneaky bastard-">

< scream >

< "Officer Reynard? Officer Reynard, are you there?" >

< "..." >

< "Hello?" >

< someone picks up the radio >

< "You seriously need to send better men after me. These are quite pathetic, chief." >

< "What?!" >

< the person chuckles. "Hello, Randy.. Long time no see, old friend.." >

< "Who are you?! And how do you know me by my first name??" >

< "Ouch, that hurts my feelings. Did you forget about your old 'pal' Jeffrey already?" >

< "I-" >

< "I'm surprised you're still alive after all that.. torture I inflicted. You're quite the roach, Randal." >

< "I could say the same to you, Mister Woods." >

< "Listen. If you don't stop sending your men after me.. I'll have to send one of my buddies to your little station— and believe me, I won't have to send another." >

< "Is that a threat?" >

< He laughs for a moment, but cuts it off and the says: "It's a fucking promise." >

< "So you're telling me not to do my job?" >

< "You're doing quite the shitty job in my opinion." >

< "Fuck you." >

< "Why don't you come here and do it, chief?" >

< "YOU BASTARD-" >

< "Correction, I'm a handsome bastard." >

< "I bet you look like shit." >

< "You do too after what I did-" >

< "You ruined people's lives, Woods." >

< "Says one of the people that started all of this." >

< "..." >

< "Speechless, are we?" >

< "You have a point there, but you can't just murder people because we burned you a little-">

< "Shut it." >

< "No, you shut it, you mons-" >

< police sirens are heard in the distance >

< "This conversation has come to an end, it seems. Bye Randy, I'll miss you~" >

< the radio drops, slow and quiet footsteps were heard as Jeff left the scene >

Finally, a full body drawing of Jeff.

Also look, he's with Laz and Sally ^^