Interviewer: So, Tell Me A Little Bit About Yourself.

Interviewer: so, tell me a little bit about yourself.

Me:

I wanna be a cryptid. I wanna be someone who you’re not quite sure exists.

Top ten best feelings:

Dogs falling asleep on you

Wind

6 am in March

Throwing yourself onto your bed and your body feels like it’s relaxing for the first time all day

The other side of the pillow

Cinderblock gym walls in the summer

Singing ‘I’m Feeling Good’ by Micheal Buble

Cold water at 2 am

Being barefoot in the grass in the early morning or at midnight

Rubbing your face against your softest dog’s fur

My dogs are going absolutely Badonkadonkers cause I’m eating 16 cheese sticks for medicinal purposes

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My sleepy babies