OMFG

OMFG

if i hear vouxe la vouh one more time i will rip my hair out

Uh HUH taKe it NoW or LeAvE It UH HUH now is all we GET NOTHING PROMISED NO REGRETTTTTTTTT VOU LE VOUX

Now what if I…

*snatches your skin and gobbles it up* haha I win

nauurrrrrr

yummayyy lorge ornge mmm peel me

eat my ass

said the donkey rider to his hungry wife

for some reason the idea of a caveman stubbing his toe and going “oh fuck oh shit” is so funny to me, like people have been experiencing little agonies like getting hangnails or burning their fingers while stoking the fire for hundreds of thousands of years, a dude 40,000 years ago rolling his ankle chasing a mammoth and absolutely eating shit and falling face first in front of all of his buddies and then standing up and trying to play it off…..so embarrassing