Finally Bought Some Good China

Finally bought some good china

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. yuor arms off

alice "bones are a lie peddled by big milk" dyer and tim "statement of joe spooky regarding sinister happenings" stoker would be best friends change my mind

Also what they said 😊

loving the mr bonzo leitneresque hate train because personally i find this fucker one of the funniest things sonny jims has ever written for this universe. what do you mean a government organisation has a list of supernatural assassins and one of them is a sweaty hungry lap dancer monstrosity who used to star in a children’s tv show and now crashes bachelor parties bringing frankly rancid vibes. are you shittin me i love this guy

Reading anything horror after listening to the Magnus Archives is a trip. The solutions seem so clear. Creepy child-murdering ghost in basement? Cement. Animated bones? Cement. Woman coming out of fireplace where she was burned to death? Cement. Talk about a concrete solution.

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wish I could slap this into someone rn