The Kim Social Test

the kim social test

pairing — jungkook x reader 

word count —  15.4k

genre/warnings— fluff, friends to lovers au. domestic!jungkook, jungkook in a towel, kissing, mentions of sex. and they were roommates! trope, namjoon is attractive (even though we all knew this), mentions of drinking because Taehyung creates the Kim Social Test while drunk and Jimin prompts to get wasted maybe more than once. who knows. rom com undertones?

summary — “I’m moving out.” These are the first words Jungkook hears on a fatal Thursday morning, hands holding onto the kitchen counter. A mixed feeling paints his expression. “I know we haven’t talked about this, but I think we both know that it’s the right thing to do. I can’t stay here anymore.”

alternatively, “it takes more than five exhibits for you to prove that Jungkook is a zero, according to the Kim Social Test”.

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recent & indecent.

Pairing: Jung Hoseok x Reader x Min Yoongi

A/N: just something short that’s been in my head for a while now.

Warnings: slight objectification kink. slight humiliation kink. slight submissive kink? please don’t read if these things bother you. they are purposefully using language to humiliate the reader for everyone’s sexual gratification. a reminder to please discuss boundaries with your sexual partners beforehand.

You’re being paranoid. Completely, irrationally paranoid as you stare wearily at the two of them from across the room. Your heart is pounding all the way in your fucking ears but for what reason exactly? They’re friends. Yoongi and Hoseok are friends. Hell, you’re all friends! Friends at the same get together and they definitely are not talking about you, you vain ego monster.

It’s just that you fucked Hoseok two days ago.

You didn’t plan to. But he’s been flirting with you the better part of the semester and he brought you food and coffee when he heard from Namjoon that you hadn’t left your apartment in literal days. He remembered what his first year of grad school was like trying to keep up with his course load, TA bullshit AND holding down a job. He just wanted to make sure you were taking care of yourself. That’s all.

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jk figures out that you like getting your hair pulled while you choke on his cock OO_OO

i’ve decided to veer off the tae fic for a bit and take this request before badboy!taehyung fucking eats at my brain 

anyway, it’s shy switch!jk 

“Wait—you—uh-,” Jungkook flinches rather wildly, and it makes another one of those horrid sounds: couch on floor tiles. “Are you—what am I gonna-”

“Just sit still,” you rub at his thighs, trying to soothe the rigid of it. He’s sat at the corner of the couch, stiff as can be, and arm hung over the rest to get a grip. You’re propped between his legs in a kneel you feel more drowsy than hot in. “I can stop.”

“No, please—just—,” he shifts again, you almost grip at his thighs to keep him still this time. “Like, kiss me first or something.”

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a lack of color — part 1.

pairing—park jimin x reader   genre— anti-soulmates au, friends to lovers, angst, fluff, smut word count— 7k+ about — 

Slowly but surely, you were starting to warm up to the idea of forever seeing in black and white as long as Jimin was by your side.

i burned so long so quiet you must have wondered 

if i loved you back. i did, i did, i do.

—annelyse gelman, from “the pillowcase”

Since the moment you were born, your world had been greyscale. The food you ate, the clothes you wore, the sky, the sea, and everything else that your eyes could see was white and black and all the shades in between the two.  It was completely normal.

The gift of seeing colors will only be gained when a person lock eyes with their other half. Their soulmate.

Growing up, you hear mentions of these mysterious colors; from your father getting your mother her favorite orange tulips, your older cousin buying you pink popsicles in the summer because she says they taste the best, and all the songs about feeling so, so blue.

It’s unfathomable to imagine what colors even look like when all you’ve ever known was black and white. But you were curious as to why a certain color of tulips is more beautiful than the others, why some colors can make things taste better, and why they can make people feel certain emotions.

It made you all the more excited for the day you’ll finally be able to see them.

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Workaholic | (m)

Genre: Smut, pwp. fluff if you squint.

Pairing: Yoongi x reader

Warnings: language. foreplay, descriptions of unprotected sex, dirty talk, object insertion, cum eating, creampie.

Words: 10k

Summary: Yoongi needs to relax and Hoseok has many tricks up his sleeve to make him. None of them Yoongi thought included hiring a hooker to pay him a visit one stormy night. 

You were only trying to escape a crazed man chasing you down on a stormy night. Never was your intention to end up in an attractive man’s house. Definitely not one who thought you were a hooker. 

a/n: i read a little novella like this a while ago but it was about vampires. I cannot remember the name but here is my twist on it kwhduebgjswbvhw. enjoy. Plz validate me with comments thank u. 

(he’s adorable omg)

“You really need to take a break Yoongi,”

“I’m fine,” he may be able to fool himself in to thinking he’s fine just because there isn’t any immediate struggle, his mental state was far from it. Still, didn’t stop Hoseok from barging in his office like he owned it – he only owned part of it – and demanding that Yoongi take a rest.

“no you’re not. You’re so damn bitchy all the time. Take a damn break. This isn’t a case of working hard to make it somewhere in life. You own the fucking company.”

“I’m a Partner. Not the actual owner.” Hoseok is waving his dismissal as he crosses his ankles on Yoongi’s desk.

“Same shit. You’ll be the sole partner in a few more years if you keep going at this speed. It’ll be MinKim Inc than just Kim.”

That was the goal, yes. Currently, Kim Seokjin, Yoongi’s close friend, was the heir to the corporation.

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Moorish Scents

pairing : Vampire!Taehyung x Human!OC genre : vampire!au, modernageFrance!au, angst, smut word count :10.4k summary — Ever since he was turned into a vampire, smells had a different meaning to Taehyung, they spoke a new language and affected his immortal being differently. Several decades later, spent traveling where the wind blew his lonely soul, he thought that he had come across each scent the world could offer, that he could not be surprised anymore… until the day he decided to set foot in a small rural village where he got to meet a girl with a peculiar scent.  warnings — death of characters, depiction of blood, corpses and wounds, unprotected sex a/n : this oneshot is freely inspired from the movie adaptation of the novel Das Parfum, die Geschichte eines Mörders by Patrick Süskind

“The death of a beautiful woman is, unquestionably, the most poetical topic in the world.” ― Edgar Allan Poe

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