I Love The Guy Whos Clearly A Teacher Who Came Over With The Intent To Tear Two Fucking Idiot Teenagers

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

hey guys, bee here fun fact: when you order fries at mcdonalds, the employees are legally obligated to blow the access salt off of each individual fry to try and help prevent heart disease. sometimes, the saliva gets onto the fries too, so this is why they can seem a little extra greasy but fear not: it's not grease, it's spit! This is also why you have to wait longer sometimes. Tune in next time for cool facts with beatrice!!

Bunny hours 🐇🌼

hey. hey. HEY.

do this “what i think you would taste like based on these random questions” quiz my boyfriend made

either dark rye or mantou @rudeness-sarcasm-and-cytoplasm  @t-h-e-m-o-o-n-a-n-d-s-u-n 

fuck race and gender and sexuality. from now on, you dont have any of those. you have your favorite kind of bread. mine is cinnamon raisin

whoever said you should always love and forgive and talk to family no matter what has obviously never experienced abuse and should not be giving advice to those with actual family problems thank you for coming to my tedtalk