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Preview For The Goat's Head: Came Out A Lot Better Than Last Time, With No Torn Fabric And Much Better

Preview For The Goat's Head: Came Out A Lot Better Than Last Time, With No Torn Fabric And Much Better

Preview for the goat's head: came out a lot better than last time, with no torn fabric and much better results

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11 months ago

Progress update!

The head's all pinned and ready to sew...

Progress Update!

Also, I got the legs sewn onto the bottom and put aside for later

Progress Update!

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10 months ago

CotL incorrect quotes (my au)

(characters: Lamb, Narinder, Goat, Shamura, Leshy, and Marko (my Yellow Cat))

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Narinder: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener. Lamb: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because they are in love with them. Shamura: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for their secret deliveries in the middle of the night. Marko: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other. Goat: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending. Leshy: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.

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Goat: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Narinder.

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Lamb: Nothing in life is free.

Narinder: Love is free.

Shamura: Knowledge is free.

Leshy: Friendship is free.

Marko: Self-respect is free.

Goat: Everything's free if you don't pay for it.

The Squad: ...

Shamura: Goat, that's illegal-

Lamb: No, let them finish!

(It wouldn't let me copy paste it like the first one for some reason)

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Shamura: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures.

Marko: What the f-

Lamb: They’re having an idea.

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Shamura: When Narinder was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world."

Lamb: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

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Lamb: You know, sometimes dandelions remind me of Goat.

Marko: Aww, is it because they’re like a little sunshine, spreading light and hope everywhere?

Lamb: What? Gross, no, it’s because they’re like a weed that you can’t get rid of!

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Leshy, at Narinder's funeral: I need a moment with them.

Everyone: Of course. *They leave*

Leshy, leaning over Narinder′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Narinder: Yeah, no shit.

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Lamb: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Narinder: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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Goat: You need a hobby.

Lamb: I have a hobby!

Goat: Fawning over Narinder isn’t a hobby.

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Lamb: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Marko recently.

Leshy: No, Lamb, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Lamb: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Leshy: No! You’re the only one for me.

Lamb: Is that so?

Leshy: I promise! Marko and I are just dating, okay? They’re my partner.

Lamb: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Leshy: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more!

Lamb: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Leshy: Of course bro!

Lamb: Bro...

Marko: What the-

11 months ago

Well then, maybe I will

It's Made With Their Wool
It's Made With Their Wool
It's Made With Their Wool
It's Made With Their Wool

It's made with their wool

Probably even smells like them...probably...


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11 months ago
It's THE GOAT Plush! From The New Cult Of The Lamb Co-op Update Coming!

It's THE GOAT plush! From the new Cult of the Lamb co-op update coming! 🐐❤️‍🔥

Plush made by me HappyKittyShop. Reblog don't repost thanks!


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9 months ago

I FIXED THE MACHINE!

The cape's nearly finished outside of some finishing touches, but my sewing machine has decided it doesn't like me very much and has stopped working.

Anyways, frustration aside, look at this little goober...

The Cape's Nearly Finished Outside Of Some Finishing Touches, But My Sewing Machine Has Decided It Doesn't

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