Get The Man A New Nose!

Get the man a new nose!

"Sniff." - The Restrained Sniffer

God this is gonna age so well, if you cannot control yourself you should be made to work the fields providing me food for the crimes you committed or even gave the thought the time of day.

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

they need to make a pocket dimension you can hide in where time doesn't pass and everything is soft

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

i really dont want to come off as an asshole and act like im not sympathetic but i think the idea that it is an appropriate thing to do to respond to posts about about positive experiences made by strangers with long and graphic vents about how your own life is nothing like that really has to end. i’m very sorry you’re going through that. but it’s just. really not appropriate.

God tumblr just hits the nail on the head some weeks

we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids