I Swear It Is The Prettiest Looking Girls At My Gym That Feel They Don't Need To Wipe Their Sweaty Ass

I swear it is the prettiest looking girls at my gym that feel they don't need to wipe their sweaty ass juice off the equipment.

Like, yes girl, some people pay good money for your muff sweat but if you could kindly wipe your literal pussy lip prints off the seat for me?

---an open letter from someone who has had cellulitis before

Happy Fagtober everyone 👄♥️

it’s ween

Makeup Automat, 1931

1. Adjust pointers to the correct color tones. 2. Insert a 10-pfennig piece in the top right. 3. Press your face into the opening. 4. Turn crank clockwise. 5. When the make-up is finished, the bell sounds. 6. Slowly pull your face back.

LISTEN TO ME- IT IS NEVER NOT GERARD WAY GUYS, HIS WARDROBE EVEN MATCHES THAT OF CHAPPELL ROAN AND IT IS SLAY. Thank you for listening to me be screamy 🥹

chappell roan & gerard way stage outfit parallels

chappell looks:

vmas, sept 11 2024 / hinterland, august 4 2024 / bonnaroo, june 16 2024 / hangout fest, may 18 2024 / coachella, april 12 2024

gerard looks:

corona capital mexico, nov 18 2022 / london, nov 2005 / detroit, sept 13 2022 / los angeles, oct 11 2022 (but first worn in nashville, aug 23 2022) / sydney, march 19-20 2023

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