One Day I Will Be Able To Afford Snacks Without Checking My Bank Account First. How Lucky Am I That I

One day I will be able to afford snacks without checking my bank account first. How lucky am I that I can afford to be alive?

I keep telling myself, "one day when you are older everything will make sense".

Now that I am older I realize that nothing makes any sense and time is a man-made construct. And we are man.

What am I doing anymore lol who let me be in charge

In my short 24 years of life never did I ever think I could find a way to eat green beans and them taste incredible.

Oh god, am I pregnant?

(Spoiler: no. No I am not.)

Oh, I forgot to tell you guys that this lady came in two minutes before closing with a two inch high stack of coupons and two full carts. It took me twenty minutes to ring everything up, and she only ended up paying around five bucks for all of it, and then she gave me three things of paper towels and a box of Frosted Flakes for no discernable reason other than that they were free and she kept me late.

That should be the new rule. If you inconvenience me, I get to have some of your groceries.

✨️SAY IT LOUDER✨️

I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.