From Time To Time I Have Small, Personal Epiphanies About Words/meanings/common Phrases And Holy Dick,

From time to time I have small, personal epiphanies about words/meanings/common phrases and holy dick, do I feel like a toddler in an adult body sometimes.

Y'all. "Hell is empty and the devil's are here" is not one of those epic Tumblr quotes. It's from The Tempest. The Shakespeare one.

AND I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE WE BOTH DIIIIEEEEE

Hand in unlovable hand

I'd like to add that the original YuGiOh manga series gave YuGi a gun and that was how they really settled the match lol

ppl "there are no ethical billionaires"-ing Kaiba is kinda true and funny, but also he's a 15-year-old who stole a war criminal's fortune so he could 1) dismantle the military industrial complex and 2) Make Fortnite Real

Doctor: you have a double ear infection and a sinus infection! It's rare for a double ear infection to occur in adults.

Me, in my head: fuck yeah I'm special Doc.

Gerard P Donelan