[big Spoilers For Episode 6 Of Moon Knight]

[big spoilers for episode 6 of moon knight]

There’s something so fucking funny to me when as soon as all the god’s avatars are dead, both Khonshu and Ammit were just like “let’s have a giant fucking battle and make ourselves even bigger than the pyramids.” Khonshu even changed the sky that petty bitch. He’s the type of kid to cry when you hit him and get an adult to stop you, to then beat you up in an alley when no ones looking. I love Khonshu’s hypocrisy and over all grey character. He’s just as bad as Ammit (maybe even worse in some areas), he’s just less proactive/up front about it.

[trigger warning for blood and a gun]

I’m dead, I have peaked, I’m never doing this again, it’s better than I could ever be.

I was randomising comfort characters/my favourite characters with miraculous, just for some funsies, and it gave me the best possible combination ever.

Vaas “have I ever told you the definition of insanity” Montenegro and Daizzi, the Qwami who’s power is literally just giving presents.

I am really not sorry. His fucking hair, I can’t. I have peaked, I can’t improve from here. Leave me behind, go on without me, I’ll only drag you down.

[plus here’s the pic without the blood;]

A Wagonwheel is only a true Wagonwheel with jam inside it. Otherwise it’s just a confused s’more.

Shazam AU, where Billy keeps his powers even when he’s not Shazam. The only reason he turns into Shazam is to keep a secret identity.  Imagine a villain “depowering” him, only to get curbed-stomped by a 10-year-old.



[spoilers for Moon Knight episode 5]

Marc and Steven are BOTH dead, just at opposite ends of the spectrum. Meaning that if one is definitely coming back somehow (Marc), the other is just as able to get back to the living. Mr Knight isn’t just some character that disappears. He’s the later character development of moon knight in the comics. We’ve yet to see Mr Knight really do his thing.

I just really hope that Jake gets his ass in gear and saves this situation before his soul is destroyed in Duat.

'why hasn't Batman adopted Billy Batson yet'

- Billy has already been adopted by his long lost twin sister Mary's parents

- Billy is already in a happy foster home

- Billy is in the care of his talking tiger friend Tawky Tawny

- Billy is actively resisting any & all attempts to adopt him so Batman would have to like Physically Kidnap him and he's not doing that

- Billy has made it clear that he'd rather go it alone & Batman respects his decision bcos he's a weirdo like that

- Billy doesn't want to move to Gotham. Have you seen Gotham?? Fuck that noise.

- Billy & Damian hate each other's guts and if they were made to live in the same house they'd fight to the death

- Billy is allergic to both cats & dogs and there's no power on this earth that could compel Damian to get rid of any of his animals

- Same as above except Billy is terrified of cows

- Batman is at Adopted Child capacity so if he got another one he'd have to start rotating them out & it works on a first in-first out basis so he'd have to cut ties w Dick and he's not doing that

- Captain Marvel Physically Can't live anywhere other than Fawcett City bcos that's where the entrance to the Rock of Eternity is located and he needs to stay nearby

- Billy refuses to live in the same house as Alfred bcos he hates the British

- Billy refuses to live in the same house as Bruce bcos he hates the rich

- Batman's 'no metahumans in Gotham' policy is just that strict (but what about Duke - he said no metahumanS. he can have 1.)

- Batman is concerned that Bruce Wayne having an adopted son with the last name 'Batson' might clue people in & protecting his secret identity is paramount unfortunately

- Seriously have you seen Gotham?? why would Billy want to move there. Ew.